Top 400 Robert G. Ingersoll Quotes (2024 Update)
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351. “Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

352. “An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures. Certainly he ought not so to act that laws become necessary to keep him from being laughed at. No one thinks of protecting Shakespeare from ridicule, by the threat of fine and imprisonment.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

353. “Eternal punishment must be eternal cruelty, and I do not see how any man, unless he has the brain of an idiot, or the heart of a wild beast, can believe in eternal punishment.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

354. “Liberty is the breath of progress.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

355. “He who commends the brutalities of the past, sows the seeds of future crimes.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

356. “When one of your children tells a lie, be honest with him; tell him that you have told hundreds of them yourself. Tell him it is not the best way; that you have tried it. Tell him as the man did in Maine when his boy left home: “John, honesty is the best policy; I have tried both.””

— Robert G. Ingersoll

357. “The doctrine of eternal punishment is in perfect harmony with the savagery of the men who made the orthodox creeds. It is in harmony with torture, with flaying alive, and with burnings.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

358. “I believe in the religion of reason – the gospel of this world; in the development of the mind, in the accumulation of intellectual wealth, to the end that man may free himself from superstitious fear, to the end that he may take advantage of the forces of nature to feed and clothe the world.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

359. “I found that the clergy did not understand their own book.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

360. “When a fact can be demonstrated, force is unnecessary; when it cannot be demonstrated, force is infamous.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

361. “If the Bible is true, it needs no inspiration, and – if not true, inspiration can do it no good.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

362. “It is grander to think and investigate for yourself than to repeat a creed.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

363. “Truth is the mother of joy. Truth civilizes, ennobles and purifies. The grandest ambition that can enter the soul is to know the truth.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

364. “We need men with moral courage to speak and write their real thoughts, and to stand by their convictions, even to the very death.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

365. “Only a few years ago there was no person too ignorant to successfully answer Charles Darwin; and the more ignorant he was the more cheerfully he undertook the task.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

366. “It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

367. “By physical liberty I mean the right to do anything which does not interfere with the happiness of another. By intellectual liberty I mean the right to think and the right to think wrong.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

368. “Men and women desire each other, and this desire is a condition of civilization, progress, and happiness, and of everything of real value. But there is this profound difference in the sexes: in man this desire is the foundation of love, while in woman love is the foundation of this desire.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

369. “To avoid pain we must know the conditions of health. For the accomplishment of this end we must rely upon investigation instead of faith, upon labor in place of prayer. Most misery is produced by ignorance. Passions sow the seeds of pain.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

370. “Jehovah was not a moral god. He had all the vices and he lacked all the virtues. He generally carried out all his threats, but he never faithfully kept a promise.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

371. “I would have all the professors in colleges, all the teachers in schools of every kind, including those in Sunday schools, agree that they would teach only what they know, that they would not palm off guesses as demonstrated truths.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

372. “In the search for truth – that everything in nature seems to hide – man needs the assistance of all his faculties. All the senses should be awake.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

373. “Music was born of love. Had there never been any human affection, there never could have been uttered a strain of music.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

374. “What has religion to do with facts? Nothing.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

375. “I would not wish to live in a world where I could not express my honest opinions. Men who deny to others the right of speech are not fit to live with honest men.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

376. “The more liberty you give away the more you will have.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

377. “Commerce makes friends, religion makes enemies; the one enriches, and the other impoverishes; the one thrives best where the truth is told, the other where falsehoods are believed.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

378. “Ignorance worships mystery; reason explains it; the one grovels, the other soars.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

379. “Orthodoxy cannot afford to put out the fires of hell.”

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380. “If he was, in fact, God, he knew there was no such thing as death. He knew that what we called death was but the eternal opening of the golden gates of everlasting joy; and it took no heroism to face a death that was eternal life.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

381. “One dollar at compound interest, at twenty-four per cent., for one hundred years, would produce a sum equal to our national debt. Interest eats night and day, and the more it eats the hungrier it grows. The farmer in debt, lying awake at night, can, if he listens, hear it gnaw. If he owes nothing, he can hear his corn grow. Get out of debt as soon as you possibly can. You have supported idle avarice and lazy economy long enough.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

382. “Sometime, it will be found that people can be changed only by changing their surroundings. It is alleged that, at least ninety-five percent of the criminals transported from England to Australia and other penal colonies, became good and useful citizens in a new world.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

383. “Liberty is the condition of progress. Without Liberty, there remains only barbarism. Without Liberty, there can be no civilization.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

384. “Is not the history of real civilization the slow and gradual emancipation of the intellect, of the judgment, from the mastery of passion? Is not that man civilized whose reason sits the crowned monarch of his brain – whose passions are his servants?”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

385. “No one infers a god from the simple, from the known, from what is understood, but from the complex, from the unknown, and incomprehensible. Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

386. “Wait until the world is free before you write a creed. In this creed there will be but one word – Liberty.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

387. “Whoever saw an angel barefooted?”

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388. “The church teaches us that we can make God happy by being miserable ourselves.”

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389. “The man who accepts opinions because they have been entertained by distinguished people, is a mental snob.”

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390. “Twenty years after the death of Luther there were more Catholics than when he was born. And twenty years after the death of Voltaire there were millions less than when he was born.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

391. “Liberty a word without which all other words are vain.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

392. “The first duty of man is to support himself – to see to it that he does not become a burden. His next duty is to help others if he has a surplus, and if he really believes they deserve to be helped.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

393. “Now and then some one says that the religion of his father and mother is good enough for him, and wonders why anybody should desire a better. Surely we are not bound to follow our parents in religion any more than in politics, science or art.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

394. “Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man. Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man. Any man who is afraid to have his doctrine investigated is not only a coward but a hypocrite.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

395. “Epithets are not arguments. Abuse does not persuade.”

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396. “Is it necessary that Heaven should borrow its light from the glare of Hell? Infinite punishment is infinite cruelty, endless injustice, immortal meanness. To worship an eternal gaoler hardens, debases, and pollutes even the vilest soul. While there is one sad and breaking heart in the universe, no good being can be perfectly happy.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

397. “It seems to me impossible for a civilized man to love or worship, or respect the God of the Old Testament. A really civilized man, a really civilized woman, must hold such a God in abhorrence and contempt.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

398. “Liberty cannot be sacrificed for the sake of anything.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

399. “I believe in the gospel of cheerfulness, the gospel of Good Nature; the gospel of Good Health. Let us pay some attention to our bodies. Take care of our bodies, and our souls will take care of themselves.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

400. “It is with men as with other things. The mullein needs only a year, but the oak a century, and the greatest men are those who have continued to grow as long as they have lived.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll