Top 35 Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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2. “You bought a Ferrari but you drive it like a Fiat.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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3. “We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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4. “Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

5. “You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

6. “Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

7. “I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

8. “Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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9. “He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

10. “Only God knows You’re talking to him now.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

11. “I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

12. “It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

13. “I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

14. “A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

15. “When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

16. “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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17. “Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

18. “England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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19. “Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

20. “I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

21. “At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

22. “Everyone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

23. “I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

24. “Messi does not need his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world. Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

25. “PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

26. “An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

27. “You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

28. “I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

29. “It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

30. “Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

31. “Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

32. “One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

33. “I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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34. “It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

35. “That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.”

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic