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Top 250 Dorothy Parker Quotes (2024 Update)

Dorothy Parker Quote: “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “What fresh hell is this?”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Writing well is the best revenge.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “I hate writing, I love having written.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “I give her sadness and the gift of pain, a new moon madness and a love of rain.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Women and elephants never forget.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Art is a form of catharsis emotional release, purging, cleansing, purifying.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Never complain, never explain.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “They sicken of the calm who know the storm.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “This living, this living, this living Was never a project of mine.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme – I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass my time.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Trapped like a trap in a trap.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you – And if that makes you happy, kid, You’ll be the first it ever did.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Newton’s Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this – One of you is lying.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “The sun’s gone dim, and the moon’s gone black. For I loved him, and he didn’t love back.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true, Then on the world I may blazon my mark; And what if I don’t, and what if I do?”
Dorothy Parker Quote: “On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?”
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