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Frank Zappa Quote: “Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?”
Frank Zappa Quote: “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I think that if a person doesn’t feel cynical then they’re out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization – you can’t just swallow it whole.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “This is a stupid song and that’s the way I like it.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “There will never be a nuclear war; there’s too much real estate involved.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don’t, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Information doesn’t kill you.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let’s get on with it, so long as it doesn’t cause a murder.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “My balls feel like a pair of maracas.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents – because they have a tame child-creature in their house.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I think that if you use the so-called “strong words” you’ll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Maybe you should stay with your mama, you’re kind of stupid and ugly, too.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn’t mean you’ve reached them.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn’t work.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Jazz is the music of unemployment.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I’m the devil’s advocate. We have our own worshipers.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There’s a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I’m concerned – I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?”
Frank Zappa Quote: “You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?”
Frank Zappa Quote: “You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I ain’t the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don’t change those evil ways, I’m gonna make her bleed.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.”
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