Create Yours

Frank Zappa Quotes

275 wallpapers

Frank Zappa Quote: “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

— Frank Zappa



Frank Zappa Quote: “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “So many books, so little time.”

So many books, so little time.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.”

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.”

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.”

Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.

— Frank Zappa



Frank Zappa Quote: “It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Don’t forget to vote.”

Don’t forget to vote.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “One size does not fit all.”

One size does not fit all.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Don’t eat the yellow snow.”

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.”

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.”

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.”

I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.

— Frank Zappa



Frank Zappa Quote: “Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.”

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Shut Up and Play your Guitar.”

Shut Up and Play your Guitar.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don’t ever go.”

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don’t ever go.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.”

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.”

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.”

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.”

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you’ve got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.”

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you’ve got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.”

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “To me absurdity is the only reality.”

To me absurdity is the only reality.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Ram it up your poop chute.”

Ram it up your poop chute.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity.”

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.”

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus.”

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that’s my idea of a good time.”

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that’s my idea of a good time.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.”

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.”

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?”

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.”

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.”

I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.”

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.”

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “I’m probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.”

I’m probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “There is no hell. There is only France.”

There is no hell. There is only France.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.”

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.

— Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa Quote: “This is a stupid song and that’s the way I like it.”

This is a stupid song and that’s the way I like it.

— Frank Zappa

PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 NEXT
Motivational Quotes
Music Quotes
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes
Quotes About Books And Reading
Brian Tracy Quotes
John Lennon Quotes
Plato Quotes
Seneca Quotes
Bob Marley Quotes
Mother Teresa Quotes
C. S. Lewis Quotes
Sun Tzu Quotes

Get Inspired. Get Motivated.

We're on a mission of turning inspiring quotes into beautiful wallpapers. Start your week with a motivational kick. Don't miss out on our next weekly batch.

Join 48,000+ other people and subscribe to Quotefancy Weekly Digest.

Subscribe