Frank Zappa Quotes

1. “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

— Frank Zappa

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2. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”

— Frank Zappa

3. “So many books, so little time.”

— Frank Zappa

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4. “Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”

— Frank Zappa

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5. “Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”

— Frank Zappa

6. “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

— Frank Zappa

7. “The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.”

— Frank Zappa

8. “Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.”

— Frank Zappa

9. “Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”

— Frank Zappa

10. “Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.”

— Frank Zappa

11. “It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”

— Frank Zappa

12. “Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

— Frank Zappa

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13. “One size does not fit all.”

— Frank Zappa

14. “Don’t forget to vote.”

— Frank Zappa

15. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

— Frank Zappa

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16. “Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.”

— Frank Zappa

17. “Don’t eat the yellow snow.”

— Frank Zappa

18. “I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.”

— Frank Zappa

19. “There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.”

— Frank Zappa

20. “Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.”

— Frank Zappa

21. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

— Frank Zappa

22. “Shut Up and Play your Guitar.”

— Frank Zappa

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23. “I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.”

— Frank Zappa

24. “It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.”

— Frank Zappa

25. “The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.”

— Frank Zappa

26. “To me absurdity is the only reality.”

— Frank Zappa

27. “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

— Frank Zappa

28. “The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity.”

— Frank Zappa

29. “Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.”

— Frank Zappa

30. “Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don’t ever go.”

— Frank Zappa

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31. “Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.”

— Frank Zappa

32. “Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you’ve got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.”

— Frank Zappa

33. “The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.”

— Frank Zappa

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34. “Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.”

— Frank Zappa

35. “There is no hell. There is only France.”

— Frank Zappa

36. “I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.”

— Frank Zappa

37. “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

— Frank Zappa

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38. “One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people’s minds.”

— Frank Zappa

39. “Ram it up your poop chute.”

— Frank Zappa

40. “The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.”

— Frank Zappa

41. “A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”

— Frank Zappa

42. “Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.”

— Frank Zappa

43. “I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.”

— Frank Zappa

44. “The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”

— Frank Zappa

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45. “The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that’s my idea of a good time.”

— Frank Zappa

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46. “Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?”

— Frank Zappa

47. “I’m probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.”

— Frank Zappa

48. “Drugs will turn you into your parents.”

— Frank Zappa

49. “The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus.”

— Frank Zappa

50. “The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!”

— Frank Zappa