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Frank Zappa Quote: “I want a horny little Jewish princess.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they’re smart that amazes me. It’s baffling whenever you find someone who’s smart – incredible. Soon you’ll have zoos for such things.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “My guitar wants to kill your mama.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Do your job and do it right, life’s a ball, TV tonight.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it’s the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Definition of rock journalism: People who can’t write, doing interviews with people who can’t think, in order to prepare articles for people who can’t read.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I’m more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “My school spirit is at an all time low, I’m losing my status at the school.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “All that we got here is American made. It’s a little bit cheesy, but it’s nicely displayed.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you’re asking for trouble.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don’t want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Most people wouldn’t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you’re going to be as smart as God. We can’t have that.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Most people don’t bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Let’s not be too rough on our own ignorance, it’s what makes America great.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Music is the best.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn’t mean they are dumber than you.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Music is always a commentary on society.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Unbind your mind, there is no time.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “People are just waiting around to get certified.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I’m gonna take my life.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.”
Frank Zappa Quote: “You’ve got to be digging it while it’s happening ’cause it just might be a one shot deal.”
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