Top 500 James Patterson Quotes (2024 Update)
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401. “Our luck would not run out. That’s what i told myself. But they were only words.”

— James Patterson

402. “E is definitely the biggest ERROR my mother has ever made – worse than the time she designed a litter-box-cleaning robot that flung clumps of kitty poop all over the house.”

— James Patterson

403. “I’m Dr. Ethan Kane, director of the Hauer Institute. My senior medical staff joins me in welcoming all of you to Maryland and to Liberty General Hospital. Think of it! You’ve been chosen to make an extraordinary journey with us. You’ll be making medical history, making some very good money as well, and this will be the best experience you’ve ever had. I guarantee it!”

— James Patterson

404. “Give a guy with an inferiority complex some power and watch out.” I.”

— James Patterson

405. “The doors of every house have a unique sound when they open and close.”

— James Patterson

406. “Disney World. You’ve probably been. I’m assuming that most of America has been there, because you all seemed to be there the day that we went. All of you at the same time.”

— James Patterson

407. “The taxi was a V-6. Good, I’d probably need all of that. I clicked off the radio and AC to funnel extra power.”

— James Patterson

408. “I picked a star and wished as hard as i could that somehow i could protect him from what was on the horizon.”

— James Patterson

409. “Five minutes,” I said, and walked away, but my heart was still going just as fast as before. This was only half over. Was it five minutes until I pulled this off? Or five minutes to live?”

— James Patterson

410. “Wasn’t this great?” Nudge asked excitedly. “I can’t believe we’re in the White House! I want to be president someday.” “I’ll be vice president,” the Gasman offered. “You guys would be great,” I said politely. Yes, they could run on the Mutant Party ticket, with a freak-of-nature platform. No prob. I’m sure America is ready for that.”

— James Patterson

411. “Right there, in front of everyone, I threw my arms arond his neck and mashed my mouth against his. He was startled for a second, then his strong arms wraped around me so tightly I could hardly breathe. “ZOMG,” I heard Nudge whisper.”

— James Patterson

412. “Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang.”

— James Patterson

413. “Exercise the right to think for yourself.”

— James Patterson

414. “I called for back up,” Nudge said. “The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way.”

— James Patterson

415. “Why is this happening? Who knows, really? Life and existence can never be fully understood. Stars are born only to explode. Creatures hunt other creatures, and then they die. The universe is a chaos of irrational forces wrestling with one another in a war without end. The human race is on the receiving end now.”

— James Patterson

416. “Fang snapped out his huge wings and shone the penlight under his chin so it raked his cheekbones and eyes. My mouth dropped open: He looked like the angel of death.”

— James Patterson

417. “I love the idea of expanding the universe of games to some extent. At one point, they were kind of limited to boys, fanboys and whatever. I like the idea of liberation for games.”

— James Patterson

418. “I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.”

— James Patterson

419. “You love me this much!”

— James Patterson

420. “My dear, there is no universal secret. There’s only the secret each writer discovers for herself. The path forward.”

— James Patterson

421. “We Stink was going to sink like the Titanic.”

— James Patterson

422. “He’s gonna be fine,” I confirmed. “Can we see him?” Iggy asked. “Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you’re blind,” I said, my relief making me tease him. “However, in a little while you can go listen to him breathe and maybe talk to him.”

— James Patterson

423. “Oh great. Yoda captured us.”

— James Patterson

424. “We know,” Nudge said apologetically. “It’s just – she’s going to make sweet potatoes with raisins and little marshmallows on top.”

— James Patterson

425. “Across from the famous jewelry store on Fifth Avenue at Fifty-Seventh Street, we sat in the back of a graffiti-covered white box truck watching the world go by on the surveillance vehicle’s hidden high-def camera. So far there had been no sign of the thieves. Or even Audrey Hepburn.”

— James Patterson

426. “I hugged everyone, sat down beside Cindy Thomas and Yuki Castellano, Claire’s best girlfriends and mine, the four of us making up the entire membership of what we half jokingly call the “Women’s Murder Club.”

— James Patterson

427. “But if I could do anything? Maybe you would want to be able to save the world, the Voice said. Did you ever think of that? No. I frowned. Leave that to the grown-ups. But grown-ups are the ones destroying the world, the Voice said. Think about it.”

— James Patterson

428. “You put on a mask. But don’t you see? Nobody can really know you unless they know your extremes.”

— James Patterson

429. “I hoped I wasn’t actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.”

— James Patterson

430. “I’m not a writer’s writer. I’m not a craftsman. I could be, and that would be a one-book-a-year operation.”

— James Patterson

431. “I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It’s very disciplined, yes, but it’s joy for me.”

— James Patterson

432. “You know. “I only know that I’ve lost my faith in You.” The “voice” resonated in my mind. I haven’t lost mine in you.”

— James Patterson

433. “Max:“So the first thing we’re going to do,” I told him, “is push you off the roof.”

— James Patterson

434. “Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.”

— James Patterson

435. “Why did she do this to me?” I mumble. “Actually, Samuel, from my preliminary scans of your internal organs, it does not appear that our mother has done anything to you. Were you in need of repair as well? If so, I am certain she will –.”

— James Patterson

436. “Anne is quite the animal lover,” Fang said to me as we followed Angel. “Horses, sheep, goats. Chickens. Pigs.” “Yeah,” I said. “I wonder who’s for dinner?”

— James Patterson

437. “Don’t mistake the edge of a rut for the horizon.”

— James Patterson

438. “When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss me. ‘Not so much,’ Jack told me. ‘You’re not going to miss me?’ I said. Jack shook his head, and he said, ‘Love means you can never be apart.”

— James Patterson

439. “Grades don’t make the man, the man makes the grade.”

— James Patterson

440. “The only thing that beats One is two, and three, and four.”

— James Patterson

441. “I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.”

— James Patterson

442. “And why was the blind guy on watch, you might ask? Because a cockroach couldn’t come within fifty feet of us without his knowing it. Iggy.”

— James Patterson

443. “If I never had another thing, Id have everything.”

— James Patterson

444. “There,” I said. “Decades of psycho logic picked apart in three seconds by an eleven-year-old. Take that, modern science!”

— James Patterson

445. “However, I had been hoping that Donald Trump would just drop me off in one of his helicopters.”

— James Patterson

446. “We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.”

— James Patterson

447. “It’s a baby plane,” Angel whispered when we first got inside the dollhouse-like interior. “It’s going to grow up to be a seven forty-seven someday.”

— James Patterson

448. “Terrible. This morning, when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.”

— James Patterson

449. “Basically, if you put a fence around New York City, you’d have the world’s biggest nontraveling circus.”

— James Patterson

450. “Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you’d want me to be.-Fang.”

— James Patterson