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Top 120 Joe Rogan Quotes (2024 Update)
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Joe Rogan Quote: “I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”

101. “I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.”

102. “I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.”

103. “I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.”

104. “If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.”

105. “A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.”

106. “People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.”

107. “When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.”

108. “The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.”

109. “No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.”

110. “It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”

111. “The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.”

112. “Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.”

113. “I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “People love to see people fall.”

114. “People love to see people fall.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It’s so fun, and it’s given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn’t have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn’t believe it was happening.”

115. “Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It’s so fun, and it’s given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn’t have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn’t believe it was happening.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.”

116. “I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Houston people are way cool. They’re smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.”

117. “Houston people are way cool. They’re smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.”

118. “I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.”

119. “I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.”

120. “Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them.”

121. “But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.”

122. “People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.”

123. “Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “You only regret the workouts you didn’t do.”

124. “You only regret the workouts you didn’t do.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.”

125. “Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “You don’t want to just be a consumer, you want to be a participant.”

126. “You don’t want to just be a consumer, you want to be a participant.”

Joe Rogan Quote: “Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year.”

127. “Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year.”

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