Top 120 Joe Rogan Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie.”

— Joe Rogan

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2. “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

— Joe Rogan

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3. “Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.”

— Joe Rogan

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4. “There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.”

— Joe Rogan

5. “Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other’s sugar. You don’t get there without the other.”

— Joe Rogan

6. “The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.”

— Joe Rogan

7. “Choose To Be Inspired.”

— Joe Rogan

8. “One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.”

— Joe Rogan

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9. “Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid.”

— Joe Rogan

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10. “Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.”

— Joe Rogan

11. “Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, “What was that?””

— Joe Rogan

12. “I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.”

— Joe Rogan

13. “The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.”

— Joe Rogan

14. “That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”

— Joe Rogan

15. “To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die.”

— Joe Rogan

16. “By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.”

— Joe Rogan

17. “The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout.”

— Joe Rogan

18. “The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.”

— Joe Rogan

19. “In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.”

— Joe Rogan

20. “Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I’ve ever had in my life.”

— Joe Rogan

21. “Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven.”

— Joe Rogan

22. “A unicorn is a donkey from the future.”

— Joe Rogan

23. “There’s a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it’s boxing or wrestling, or whatever.”

— Joe Rogan

24. “If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever.”

— Joe Rogan

25. “Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.”

— Joe Rogan

26. “So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.”

— Joe Rogan

27. “I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.”

— Joe Rogan

28. “We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.”

— Joe Rogan

29. “When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

— Joe Rogan

30. “If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?”

— Joe Rogan

31. “Teaching someone that doesn’t know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.”

— Joe Rogan

32. “You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart.”

— Joe Rogan

33. “I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else.”

— Joe Rogan

34. “For many people the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern.”

— Joe Rogan

35. “When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.”

— Joe Rogan

36. “Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.”

— Joe Rogan

37. “This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.”

— Joe Rogan

38. “Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.”

— Joe Rogan

39. “Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.”

— Joe Rogan

40. “The universe rewards hustle.”

— Joe Rogan

41. “I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.”

— Joe Rogan

42. “It’s a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.”

— Joe Rogan

43. “The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind.”

— Joe Rogan

44. “If you attach your mind to any ideology, you’re going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you’re gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.”

— Joe Rogan

45. “If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances.”

— Joe Rogan

46. “The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.”

— Joe Rogan

47. “People for the most part can smell lies.”

— Joe Rogan

48. “I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.”

— Joe Rogan

49. “I’ll go to church with anyone who’s willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.”

— Joe Rogan

50. “Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.”

— Joe Rogan