Top 300 John Scalzi Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “Damn real live people, getting in the way of peaceful ideals.”

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152. “Then: “What time is it in Arizona?” “It’s two hours behind here, so about eight thirty,” I said. “Maybe. Arizona is weird about time zones.”

— John Scalzi

153. “Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.”

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154. “The Jenna Situation, as you recalled it now, had been fraught with fraughtiness.”

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155. “I looked at Fowler, who had had a bullet applied directly to her forehead.”

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156. “And also because I know if I’ve figured it out, someone else has too, because there’s always someone else smarter out there, who may not have ethics.”

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157. “Pope was aware there were other ways to get more diplomatic respect than bigger guns, of course. But while other diplomatic maneuvers sometimes worked and sometimes didn’t, ultimately a big damn gun always commanded respect.”

— John Scalzi

158. “Oh for God’s sake how divine can I be? My feet hurt, I have gas and I need to pee.”

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159. “It’s not whether she tells everyone,” Huma said. “It’s whether they believe her.” “It’s the truth.” “Oh, my daughter,” Huma said, and smiled. “Don’t tell me you don’t know how little that actually means.”

— John Scalzi

160. “There was general agreement that Brahe was correct, until Gell-Man taught the squad to swear in Arabic.”

— John Scalzi

161. “If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.”

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162. “We buy time where we may.” “You bought yourself time,” Oi agreed. “I don’t think it’s of very good quality.”

— John Scalzi

163. “Is it painful?” the groundskeeper asked. “I am asking for science.”

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164. “I don’t care whether I really exist or don’t, whether I’m real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate. That’s something I can work on. It’s what I’m working on now.”

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165. “I both love and am terrified by Greg Van Eekhout’s vision of Los Angeles. I already want to go back.”

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166. “Hey, you know what, basing an entire system of social, political and economic control on the vague, all-too-easily misinterpreted words of a single person claiming divine inspiration is probably not actually all that smart, now, is it.”

— John Scalzi

167. “I don’t think it matters what age you are when you figure it out,” Brous said. “I think the important thing is to figure it out before someone else tells you what you want to be, and they get it wrong.”

— John Scalzi

168. “Let’s just say that I anticipated that when I needed to leave Ponthieu, it would be suddenly, and that I might be chased. And that those chasing me might prefer that if I couldn’t be caught, that I should be rendered into very small pieces.”

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169. “Listen to me or don’t. But if you don’t, you’ll be dead. And then where will you be? Dead, that’s where.”

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170. “It takes a certain kind of dog to willingly demote himself from alpha dog, and that dog was Carl. Holloway would have to speak to him about it, for what little good it would do, Carl being a dog and all.”

— John Scalzi

171. “When you control communication, you can hide anything you want.”

— John Scalzi

172. “It’s war, you jackasses,” Keyes snapped. “I’m sorry it’s not terribly convenient or comfortable for you.”

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173. “I’m sorry,” the groundskeeper said. “Usually the kharhn we feed to the kingsflower are already dead. I never get to see anything live fed to it. This is exciting for me.”

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174. “Sometimes in life you’re going to win and sometimes you’re going to lose. But just because you lose doesn’t mean the other guy needs to win.”

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175. “Because this is what I learned about myself that first day: My body is my body. I don’t want anyone else in it. I don’t want someone else controlling it, or trying to. It’s my own little space in the world and the only space I have. And to have someone else in it, doing anything to it, sends me into a panic.”

— John Scalzi

176. “Mom, I remember Lizzie,” Hart said. “She’s really not my type.” “She has a brother,” Wes said, from his lounge. “He’s not my type, either,” Hart said.”

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177. “Really really really difficult,” Tony allowed. “But theoretically possible because, hey, it’s a quantum physics universe.”

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178. “Lovely,” Wilson said, looking at the display. “And by ‘lovely,’ I mean ‘Oh, crap.”

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179. “Weren’t we having a mutiny?”

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180. “Even without the Interdependency, being interdependent was the best way for humanity to survive.”

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181. “One of Harvey’s guiding lights in terms of strategies was simplicity; all things being equal, Harvey preferred the course of action that let him get into the middle of things and then just buckle down.”

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182. “Wes is Wes,” Alastair said. “One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.”

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183. “His progress was more lateral than forward.”

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184. “Who are you and what medications aren’t you taking?”

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185. “That’s the human brain,” Attavio VI said. “It creates patterns when there aren’t any. Imagines causality when there is none. Imagines a narrative where none exists. It’s in the design of the brain itself. It’s primed to lie.” “And primed to believe the lie.”

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186. “How much did you love her?” Jane asked. “Your wife. Kathy. When people are married for a long time, maybe they stay together out of habit.” “Sometimes they do,” I said. “But I loved her very much. All the time we were married. I love her now.”

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187. “Well, ‘explode’ maybe isn’t the most accurate term. What actually happens is much more interesting.”

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188. “While the elite of the Interdependency were making their plans to abandon the common people to their fate, the common people of the Interdependency were beginning to come to grips with what, exactly, that fate actually was.”

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189. “What’s messed up here isn’t that this guy thinks we’re on a television show. What’s messed up here is that as far as I can tell, at this point, it’s the most rational explanation for what’s going on.”

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190. “It worked because on a social level, apparently enough people wanted it to, and because at the heart of it, billions of humans living in fragile habitats prone to mechanical and environmental breakdowns and degradation, and with limited natural resources, were better off relying on each other than trying to go it alone. Even without the Interdependency, being interdependent was the best way for humanity to survive.”

— John Scalzi

191. “There’s nothing like sharing menarche with a billion hermaphrodites. I think it was everyone’s first time.”

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192. “Dreher laments we now live in a “post-Christian” America, but he’s wrong. The Americans who are standing with their loved ones and neighbors are in fact doing exactly what Jesus asked them to do, when he said that we should love each other as we love ourselves. It’s possible, however, that we live in a post-accepting-bigotry-cloaking-itself-in-the-raiments-of-Christ America. And, you know. I can live in that America just fine.”

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193. “It is sort of remarkable to me how much grief can well up when a pet dies, until one remembers that they are in fact people, who just happen not to be human.”

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194. “If they can work out the kinks, it could revolutionize space travel.” “ ‘Work out the kinks’?” Jared said. “I’m about to use this thing. Kinks are bad.”

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195. “I strongly suggest not trying that attitude with the crew, either.” “Why? Because it would be mean?” “No, because they’ll break a butter knife off in your neck.”

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196. “And before that, there was, oh, I don’t know, editors experiencing demonic possessions and devouring lagging midlist writers. It’s always something.”

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197. “I propose a toast. Here’s to being right all the time. May God and history forgive us.” They all clinked glasses to that.”

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198. “Life goes on even when Jenkins’ ‘Narrative’ is supposed to apply.”

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199. “Part of me was once someone you loved – she sent. I think that part of me wants to be loved by you again, and wants me to love you as well. I can’t be her. I can just be me. But I think you could love me if you wanted to. I want you to. Come to me when you can. I’ll be here.”

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200. “The short version was death, disease, despots and destruction. The longer version had kept him up wondering what the hell was wrong with people.”

— John Scalzi