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John Scalzi Quote: “Angrily consume your bacon on the toilet, is my advice.”

301. “Angrily consume your bacon on the toilet, is my advice.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “They didn’t mean any harm in it. But of course not meaning harm isn’t the same as not doing harm.”

302. “They didn’t mean any harm in it. But of course not meaning harm isn’t the same as not doing harm.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “The last Gold Team geologist decided to retire after we basically had to reattach a limb. For a second time.” “Oh.” “Well, that’s not completely accurate. It wasn’t the same limb twice. They were different limbs.”

303. “The last Gold Team geologist decided to retire after we basically had to reattach a limb. For a second time.” “Oh.” “Well, that’s not completely accurate. It wasn’t the same limb twice. They were different limbs.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “For all that, the higher Kiva ascended the steps of power, the more she realized that her policy of selfishness had, shall we say, certain limits. Perhaps.”

304. “For all that, the higher Kiva ascended the steps of power, the more she realized that her policy of selfishness had, shall we say, certain limits. Perhaps.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “There were more than a few scientists who knew one little thing, and then thought that knowledge was universally applicable to every other problem, to the point of excluding or discounting information from people whose specialty was that other problem.”

305. “There were more than a few scientists who knew one little thing, and then thought that knowledge was universally applicable to every other problem, to the point of excluding or discounting information from people whose specialty was that other problem.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “It’s not the trees, you dense argumentative spoon.”

306. “It’s not the trees, you dense argumentative spoon.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “Making people change because you can’t deal with who they are isn’t how it’s supposed to be done. What needs to be done is for people to pull their heads out of their asses.”

307. “Making people change because you can’t deal with who they are isn’t how it’s supposed to be done. What needs to be done is for people to pull their heads out of their asses.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “So we’re the monster police, too,” I said to Tom. “Correct,” he replied. “The only real question is, who are the monsters?”

308. “So we’re the monster police, too,” I said to Tom. “Correct,” he replied. “The only real question is, who are the monsters?”

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John Scalzi Quote: “It was breathtaking the situations that humans put themselves into, and still managed to thrive.”

309. “It was breathtaking the situations that humans put themselves into, and still managed to thrive.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “It was a very cozy meeting. In addition to my role as visitor liaison, I was also, once again, supervising snacks.”

310. “It was a very cozy meeting. In addition to my role as visitor liaison, I was also, once again, supervising snacks.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “Enzo showed a flair for words early and wrote his first story when he was seven, entitled “The horrible sock that smelled bad and ate Pomona Falls except for my house,” in which a large sock, mutated by its own horrible unwashed smell, started eating its way through the contents of an entire town and was thwarted only when the heroes Enzo and Magdy first punched it into submission and then threw it into a swimming pool filled with laundry soap.”

311. “Enzo showed a flair for words early and wrote his first story when he was seven, entitled “The horrible sock that smelled bad and ate Pomona Falls except for my house,” in which a large sock, mutated by its own horrible unwashed smell, started eating its way through the contents of an entire town and was thwarted only when the heroes Enzo and Magdy first punched it into submission and then threw it into a swimming pool filled with laundry soap.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “Maybe after the first dozen times it happened, the Universal Union should have started engineering for space defenestration. NICK.”

312. “Maybe after the first dozen times it happened, the Universal Union should have started engineering for space defenestration. NICK.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “You seem tense,” Kahurangi said to them. “Of course I’m tense,” Niamh snapped back. “We have a stupid plan.” “You’re just saying this because it’s my plan.” “I’m not just saying it because it’s your plan, and also, yes.”

313. “You seem tense,” Kahurangi said to them. “Of course I’m tense,” Niamh snapped back. “We have a stupid plan.” “You’re just saying this because it’s my plan.” “I’m not just saying it because it’s your plan, and also, yes.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “I had been getting sidetracked by the idea that an entire fearsome race of aliens had given themselves goofy names because of the names I had thoughtlessly given two of them more than a decade before;.”

314. “I had been getting sidetracked by the idea that an entire fearsome race of aliens had given themselves goofy names because of the names I had thoughtlessly given two of them more than a decade before;.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “It was stupidly perfect how all my problems were suddenly solved with the strategic application of money.”

315. “It was stupidly perfect how all my problems were suddenly solved with the strategic application of money.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “The short version is ‘Yes, but.’ The slightly longer version is ‘No, and.’ Which version would you like?”

316. “The short version is ‘Yes, but.’ The slightly longer version is ‘No, and.’ Which version would you like?”

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John Scalzi Quote: “Bennett was silent for a minute, considering. “Offering to actually help me,” he said. “No one’s tried that tactic before. Very sneaky.” “We try,” I said.”

317. “Bennett was silent for a minute, considering. “Offering to actually help me,” he said. “No one’s tried that tactic before. Very sneaky.” “We try,” I said.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “Well, aren’t you a massive prick,” I said, quietly, under the roar of the helicopter. “What?” Sanders asked. “I said, ‘That’s a nifty trick.”

318. “Well, aren’t you a massive prick,” I said, quietly, under the roar of the helicopter. “What?” Sanders asked. “I said, ‘That’s a nifty trick.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “I can’t tell if you’re joking with me,” I said. “I’m mostly joking with you.” “That ‘mostly’ is doing a lot of work in that sentence.”

319. “I can’t tell if you’re joking with me,” I said. “I’m mostly joking with you.” “That ‘mostly’ is doing a lot of work in that sentence.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “I opened the door for him; he took off like a furry heat-seeking slobber missile.”

320. “I opened the door for him; he took off like a furry heat-seeking slobber missile.”

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John Scalzi Quote: “I saw the light go out in her eyes, but I kept telling her how much I loved her until they took her away from me at the hospital.” “Why did you do that?” Jane asked. “I needed to be sure that the last thing she heard was me telling her how much I loved her,” I said.”

321. “I saw the light go out in her eyes, but I kept telling her how much I loved her until they took her away from me at the hospital.” “Why did you do that?” Jane asked. “I needed to be sure that the last thing she heard was me telling her how much I loved her,” I said.”

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