Top 6 Miles Kington Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

— Miles Kington

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2. “Everyone wants peace – and they will fight the most terrible war to get it.”

— Miles Kington

3. “Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.”

— Miles Kington

4. “So far as good writing goes, the use of the exclamation mark is a sign of failure. It is the literary equivalent of a man holding up a card reading LAUGHTER to a studio audience.”

— Miles Kington

5. “Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.”

— Miles Kington

6. “The ability of dandelions to tell the time is somewhat exaggerated, owing to the fact that there is always one seed that refuses to be blown off; the time usually turns out to be 37 o’clock.”

— Miles Kington

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