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“If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

— W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

“If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

— W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

W. C. Fields Quote: “If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

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14. “Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance. Those that walk with vigor, three hours a day, will pass in seven years a space equal to the circumference of the globe.”

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20. “Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.”

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23. “When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.”

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24. “It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.”

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25. “God Himself, sir, does not propose to judge a man until his life is over. Why should you and I?”

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26. “If your determination is fixed, I do not counsel you to despair. Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.”

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27. “Prudence is an attitude that keeps life safe, but does not often make it happy.”

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28. “Gratitude is a fruit of great cultivation; you do not find it among gross people.”

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29. “Books, like friends, should be few and well-chosen.”

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30. “Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea.”

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31. “Reason and truth will prevail at last.”

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32. “Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.”

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33. “Deviation from Nature is deviation from happiness.”

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34. “Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.”

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35. “The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.”

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