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“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

— W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

— W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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W. C. Fields Quote: “Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

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