Top 35 Victor Borge Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

— Victor Borge

2. “Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.”

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3. “A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.”

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4. “The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.”

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5. “The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.”

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6. “I normally don’t do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.”

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7. “Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.”

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8. “The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”

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9. “I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.”

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10. “The first piano was built long after they didn’t have any at all.”

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11. “I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it.”

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12. “Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.”

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13. “My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.”

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14. “Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That’s because he moved twice.”

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15. “In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist – but I found I had nothing to say.”

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16. “Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.”

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17. “Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I’ve seen statues of him on people’s pianos.”

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18. “Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.”

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19. “I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.”

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20. “In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.”

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21. “That’s why I’ve never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?”

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22. “Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics.”

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23. “Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.”

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24. “One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn’t have a fireplace.”

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25. “Nogle ting er bedre i Sverige end i Danmark. De har bedre naboer.”

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26. “You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?”

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27. “There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.”

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28. “Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”

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29. “I only know two pieces; one is ‘Clair de Lune’ and the other one isn’t.”

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30. “I learned to play the piano on my mother’s knee – that was before we got a piano.”

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31. “The essence of a general’s job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose. to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.”

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32. “There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.”

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33. “When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.”

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34. “They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.”

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35. “If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that’s my reward.”

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