Top 20 Funny Friendship Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”

— Oscar Wilde

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Friends Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

2. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Also featured in: Relationship Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Friends Quotes, Meaningful Friendship Quotes

3. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

— Linda Grayson

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sweet Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Clever Quotes

4. “There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.”

— Stephen Chbosky

Also featured in: Happiness Quotes, Funny Quotes, Emotional Quotes, Enjoy Life Quotes, Quotes About Feelings

5. “They don’t think it is like it is, but it is.”

— Oscar Gamble

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sports Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes

6. “Don’t take life too seriously.”

— RuPaul

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Personality Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Life Is Short Quotes, Smile Quotes

7. “When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

— Barney Stinson

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Personality Quotes, Happy Quotes, Optimism Quotes, Being Happy Quotes

8. “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

— Groucho Marx

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Witty Quotes, Funny Work Quotes

9. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Firsts Quotes

10. “If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.”

— Jim Carrey

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Famous Movie Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes

11. “If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”

— Dr. Seuss

Also featured in: Sunday Quotes, Cute Quotes, Enjoy Life Quotes, Hilarious Quotes

12. “Laughter is the best medicine in the world.”

— Milton Berle

Also featured in: Cheer Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Smile Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes

13. “Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.”

— Regina Brett

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Monday Morning Quotes, Happy Friday Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Wednesday Quotes

14. “Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!”

— Robert Orben

Also featured in: Happiness Quotes, Cute Quotes, Silly Quotes, Humor Quotes, Friday Quotes

15. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

— Victor Borge

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Happy Friday Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Friends Quotes, Funny Best Friend Quotes

16. “There are no strangers in here, just friends you haven’t met...”

— Roald Dahl

Also featured in: Friendship Quotes

17. “I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Hilarious Quotes, Funny Office Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Best Friend Quotes

18. “A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.”

— Will Rogers

Also featured in: Happy Sunday Quotes, Friends Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

19. “Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?? ‘Supposing it didn’t,’ said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.”

— A. A. Milne

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Silly Quotes, Friends Quotes, Quotes About Children

20. “If you can laugh together, you can work together.”

— Robert Orben

Also featured in: Funny Work Quotes, Humor Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes, Funny Office Quotes