Top 20 Funny Best Friend Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

— Charlie Chaplin

Also featured in: Happiness Quotes, Funny Quotes, Positivity Quotes, Feel Good Quotes, Happy Quotes

2. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

— Mark Twain

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Fitness Quotes, Hilarious Quotes

3. “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

— Groucho Marx

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Time Quotes, Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Clever Quotes

4. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

— Linda Grayson

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sweet Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Clever Quotes

5. “There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.”

— Stephen Chbosky

Also featured in: Happiness Quotes, Funny Quotes, Emotional Quotes, Enjoy Life Quotes, Quotes About Feelings

6. “Don’t take life too seriously.”

— RuPaul

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Personality Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Life Is Short Quotes, Smile Quotes

7. “If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

— Steven Wright

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Creative Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

8. “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

— Rick Riordan

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Funny Quotes About Life, Funny Birthday Quotes

9. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Creative Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Boss Quotes

10. “When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

— Barney Stinson

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Personality Quotes, Happy Quotes, Optimism Quotes, Being Happy Quotes

11. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

— Steve Martin

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Cute Quotes, Silly Quotes, Creative Quotes

12. “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

— Groucho Marx

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Witty Quotes, Funny Work Quotes

13. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Firsts Quotes

14. “If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.”

— Jim Carrey

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Famous Movie Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes

15. “Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me – no, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Volunteer Quotes, Funny Motivational Quotes, Funny Office Quotes

16. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

— Yogi Berra

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Path Quotes, Clever Quotes

17. “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”

— Barney Stinson

Also featured in: Storytelling Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Liars Quotes

18. “Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.”

— Regina Brett

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Monday Morning Quotes, Happy Friday Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Wednesday Quotes

19. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

— Victor Borge

Also featured in: Cute Quotes, Happy Friday Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Friends Quotes

20. “I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Hilarious Quotes, Funny Office Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes

21. “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.”

— Robin Williams

Also featured in: Hilarious Quotes, Funny Office Quotes, Quotes About Laughter

22. “Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.”

— Bo Burnham

Also featured in: Hilarious Quotes