Top 500 Chuck Palahniuk Quotes (2024 Update)
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451. “This is our world now, and those ancient people are dead.”

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452. “The money is in television. Books are not the dominant medium of our time, so fewer people will create them. In a sad way, books have become a form of “comfort food” we expect to lull us to sleep.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

453. “Then you’re trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”

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454. “Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.”

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455. “Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.”

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456. “Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.”

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457. “Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

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458. “If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes – I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes the oxygen level in the blood, and people are likelier to pass out at that point.”

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459. “The photographer in my head says: Give me peace. Flash. Give me release. Flash.”

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460. “The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.”

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461. “Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany’s and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.”

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462. “Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.”

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463. “Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That’s how beautiful she looks.”

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464. “Life’s greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.”

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465. “Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn’t know that hope is just another phase you’ll grow out of.”

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466. “I think in a way, you’re doomed, once you can envision something. You’re sort of doomed to make it happen. I’ve found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that’s usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.”

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467. “History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse.”

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468. “The avant-garde in every field consists of the lonely, the friendless, the uninvited. All progress is the product of the unpopular.”

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469. “Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.”

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470. “The lucky ones are just born dead.”

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471. “I’m not sure what we’re running from. Nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up. Getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if running we won’t have to get on with our lives.”

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472. “Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”

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473. “Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts.”

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474. “Since we do operate in a binary world, if there’s something that cannot be this or that, it drives us crazy.”

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475. “You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.”

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476. “That’s how a scary story works. It echoes some ancient fear. It re-creates some forgotten terror. Something we’d like to think we’ve grown beyond. But it can still scare us to tears. It’s something you’d hoped was healed.”

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477. “He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she’s still able to recover.”

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478. “We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.”

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479. “The cancer I don’t have is everywhere now.”

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480. “Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.”

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481. “Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn’t glitter and shine.”

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482. “I really love idiot, enlightened characters – these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.”

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483. “The girl traced the outline of her lover’s shadow so she would always have a record of how he looked...”

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484. “Regret, Daisy knew, was the only confirmation of a well-lived life. If you didn’t occasionally go too far, you weren’t going anywhere.”

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485. “Ultimately, everyone is acting out of what they feel is the best choice. In a way, they’re all trying to improve the world. And I think that those basic choices make the world a better place.”

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486. “My life has been about living like a monk and looking like a priest so that people will come up to me and tell me their most appalling stories. They have to make their confession to somebody, and it might as well be me.”

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487. “That’s what I love about fire, how it would kill me as quick as anybody else. How it can’t know I’m its mother. It’s so beautiful and powerful and beyond feeling anything for anybody, that’s what I love about fire.”

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488. “We are a nation of physical animals who have forgotten how much we enjoy being that. We are cushioned by this kind of make-believe, unreal world and have no idea what we can survive because we are never challenged or tested.”

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489. “The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I’ll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. – Brandy Alexander.”

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490. “Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.”

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491. “Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that’s usually how you end up crying?”

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492. “You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.”

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493. “In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.”

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494. “A child who is disillusioned abruptly, by his peers or siblings, being ridiculed for his faith and imagination, may choose never to believe in anything- tangible or intangible- again. To never trust or wonder.”

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495. “If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love.”

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496. “When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep, and you’re never really awake. With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.”

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497. “I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it’s correct place.”

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498. “They’re just words is all. Powerless. Vocabulary. Dialogue.”

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499. “Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.”

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500. “After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.”

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