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Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Because everything up to now is a story and everything after now is a story.”

Because everything up to now is a story and everything after now is a story.

— Chuck Palahniuk



Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won’t commit to anything.”

The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won’t commit to anything.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.”

You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “If it is the case that love does survive death, then you may consider this to be a happy ending. Boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Happily ever after or not.”

If it is the case that love does survive death, then you may consider this to be a happy ending. Boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Happily ever after or not.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Tyler’s words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.”

Tyler’s words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.”

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Get married before the sex gets boring or you’ll never get married.”

Get married before the sex gets boring or you’ll never get married.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Because after you’ve crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there’s no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.”

Because after you’ve crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there’s no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself. Ghoulie or ghosty or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.”

Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself. Ghoulie or ghosty or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “If you look at old pictures, Irene Casey is so pretty. Not just young, but pretty the way you look when your face goes smooth, the skin around your eyes and lips relaxed, the pretty you only look when you love the person taking the picture.”

If you look at old pictures, Irene Casey is so pretty. Not just young, but pretty the way you look when your face goes smooth, the skin around your eyes and lips relaxed, the pretty you only look when you love the person taking the picture.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “I still love him so much I’ll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I’ll do anything to destroy him.”

I still love him so much I’ll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I’ll do anything to destroy him.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching.”

I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven’t already done...”

Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven’t already done...

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine – not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.”

Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine – not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real.”

You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.”

You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.”

Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.”

Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”

If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “She’s not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.”

She’s not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “We’d turn our lives into a terrible adventure. A true-life horror story with a happy ending. A trial we’d survive to talk about.”

We’d turn our lives into a terrible adventure. A true-life horror story with a happy ending. A trial we’d survive to talk about.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that’s when we can start talking about equal rights.”

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that’s when we can start talking about equal rights.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?”

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death.”

A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.”

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion – painting, writing, music. People seem less status-conscious. Even wealthy people buy second-hand clothes and look a little bit homeless.”

Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion – painting, writing, music. People seem less status-conscious. Even wealthy people buy second-hand clothes and look a little bit homeless.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you’re a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.”

Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you’re a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Here are the shadows left behind by a thousand moments, a thousand moods, of needs traced here on the wall by men who are gone. Here is the record of their being here.”

Here are the shadows left behind by a thousand moments, a thousand moods, of needs traced here on the wall by men who are gone. Here is the record of their being here.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it’s what we’re programmed to love.”

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it’s what we’re programmed to love.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can’t shut them up.”

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can’t shut them up.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn’t bother to torture you if she didn’t.”

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn’t bother to torture you if she didn’t.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “The feeling is less like an ending than just another starting point.”

The feeling is less like an ending than just another starting point.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.”

Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will take care of the issue.”

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will take care of the issue.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes – I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes the oxygen level in the blood, and people are likelier to pass out at that point.”

If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes – I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes the oxygen level in the blood, and people are likelier to pass out at that point.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “I came to Party Crashing because accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last forever. And I need to accept and embrace that fact.”

I came to Party Crashing because accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last forever. And I need to accept and embrace that fact.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.”

Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Give me lust, baby. Flash. Give me malice. Flash. Give me detached existentialist ennui. Flash. Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Flash.”

Give me lust, baby. Flash. Give me malice. Flash. Give me detached existentialist ennui. Flash. Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Flash.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “The liberator who destroys my property is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free.”

The liberator who destroys my property is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “It’s not enough to be numbered with the grains of sand on the beach and the stars in the sky.”

It’s not enough to be numbered with the grains of sand on the beach and the stars in the sky.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Life’s greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.”

Life’s greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “I am nothing, and not even that.”

I am nothing, and not even that.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “In the big factory of perfecting human souls, the Earth was kind of tumbler. The sale as the kind people use to polish rocks. All souls come here to rub the sharp edges off each other. This isn’t suffering. It’s erosion.”

In the big factory of perfecting human souls, the Earth was kind of tumbler. The sale as the kind people use to polish rocks. All souls come here to rub the sharp edges off each other. This isn’t suffering. It’s erosion.

— Chuck Palahniuk


Chuck Palahniuk Quote: “Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.”

Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.

— Chuck Palahniuk

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