Top 500 Chuck Palahniuk Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Sorry, mom. Sorry, God.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

52. “Love and life belongs to great risk.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

53. “With insomnia, you’re never really awake; but you’re never really asleep.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

54. “I’m a toxic waste byproduct of God’s creation.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

55. “Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?”

— Chuck Palahniuk

56. “What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

57. “I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

58. “Everyone’s in their own personal coma.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

59. “The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

60. “The more things you own, the more they own you.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

61. “The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it’s only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

62. “You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

63. “Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

64. “I’m working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now, and my job is my life and that’s the way it should be.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

65. “We’re consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra...”

— Chuck Palahniuk

66. “The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

67. “There’s no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

68. “I am Jack’s smirking revenge.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

69. “What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn’t like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that could happen.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

70. “That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can’t control life, at least you can control your version.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

71. “The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again. The truth is, you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can’t feel a thing. Trust me on this.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

72. “There are only patterns. Patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns, patterns hidden by patterns, patterns within patterns.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

73. “Sex pretty much cures everything.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

74. “If You Don’t Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

75. “When you reach the end of your life – trust me, you won’t look back and savor the moments you spent alone.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

76. “The answer is there is no answer.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

77. “People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

78. “Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

79. “You’ll need to suffer to make any real art.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

80. “You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

81. “No, it’s not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You’ll find out for yourself soon enough. It won’t help the situation for you to get all upset.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

82. “You are permanent, but this life is not.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

83. “You always kill the one you love.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

84. “The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

85. “There’s no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can’t re-create what’s over.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

86. “Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

87. “Marla’s philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that she doesn’t.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

88. “It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

89. “The best fights don’t occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

90. “No, none of us seem so very real. We’re only supporting characters in the lives of each other. Any real truth, any precious fact will always be lost in a mountain of shattered make-believe.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

91. “Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

92. “A male chauvinist pig isn’t born, he’s made, and more and more of them are being made by women.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

93. “What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

94. “I’m living the life I love, I tell myself, and loving the life I live. I tell myself: I deserved this. This is exactly what I wanted.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

95. “It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

96. “It’s only in drugs or death we’ll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

97. “If emotion can create a physical action, then duplicating the physical action can re-create the emotion.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

98. “I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don’t know which is worse.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

99. “No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

100. “Only after disaster can we be resurrected.”

— Chuck Palahniuk