Top 500 Chuck Palahniuk Quotes (2024 Update)
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201. “If your body is a temple, you can pile up too much deferred maintenance. If your body is a temple, mine was a real fixer-upper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

202. “The big reason why folks leave a small town,? Rant used to say, ‘is so they can moon over the idea of going back. And the reason they stay put is so they can moon about getting out.’ Rant meant that no one is happy, anywhere.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

203. “Yes, these are bruises from fighting and I’m okay with that.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

204. “When you understand, that what you’re telling is just a story. It isn’t happening anymore. When you realize the story you’re telling is just words, when you can just crumble up and throw your past in the trashcan, then we’ll figure out who you’re going to be.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

205. “We come from a generation of people who need their TV or stereo playing all the time. These people so scared of silence. These soundaholics, these quietophobics.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

206. “Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.”

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207. “You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.”

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208. “We’ve spent so much time judging what other people created that we’ve created very, very little of our own.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

209. “If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

210. “You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

211. “I am not loved. I am not a beautiful soul. I am not a good-natured, giving person. I am not anybody’s savior.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

212. “Besides, hysteria is only possible with an audience.”

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213. “There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them.”

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214. “The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.”

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215. “This is the biggest mistake I could think would save me. I wanted to give up the idea that I had any control. Shake things up. To be saved by chaos. To see if I could cope, I wanted to force myself to grow again. To explode my comfort zone.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

216. “What you write should entertain you and serve you first. Don’t worry about maintaining anything beyond your own attention. Focus on exorcising your demons in the work. If you can do that, then you’ll succeed in the world.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

217. “Make me into anything, but just love me.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

218. “Help me give up my addiction to Hope.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

219. “You can’t base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.”

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220. “Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

221. “A shadow of a reflection of an image of an illusion.”

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222. “Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.”

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223. “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”

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224. “Every stage of life has its own form of power, and we’re always sort of terrified as to whether we can make the jump to the next form of power.”

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225. “The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.”

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226. “You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.”

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227. “How you’re still always trapped. How your head is the cave, your eyes the cave mouth. How you live inside your head and only see what you want. How you only watch the shadows and make up your own meaning.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

228. “If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?”

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229. “A good story should change the way you see the world.”

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230. “All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does. Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I’d always hoped for something better than that.”

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231. “I need to rebel against myself. It’s the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear.”

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232. “When you don’t share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people.”

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233. “We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

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234. “Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better.”

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235. “I want out of the labels. I don’t want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that’s not on the map. A real adventure.? A spinx. A mystery. A blank. Unknown. Undefined.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

236. “It’s not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.”

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237. “All human beings search for either reasons to be good, or excuses to be bad.”

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238. “The same as real life, there is no happily ever after.”

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239. “It’s so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you’re one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you’re trained to do. Pull a lever. Push a button. You don’t understand any of it, and then you just die.”

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240. “Rant would tell people: “You’re a different human being to everybody you meet.””

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241. “If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.”

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242. “The amazing miracle of death, when one second you’re walking and talking, and the next second you’re an object.”

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243. “Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you don’t throw yourself down the stairs, that’s a choice. Every time you don’t crash your car, you re-enlist.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

244. “Hey, you created me! I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”

— Chuck Palahniuk

245. “I know this because Tyler knows this.”

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246. “If you’re male and you’re Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?”

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247. “We’ve been speaking English as a second language so long that we’ve forgotten it as our first.”

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248. “You gain power by pretending to be weak.”

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249. “If you’re not drunk and half naked by this point, you’re not paying attention.”

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250. “To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days.”

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