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Derek Landy Quote: “What is your name?” asked the smiling man. “Marilyn,” Valkyrie mumbled. “Marilyn Monroe.” “And where are you from, Marilyn?” “Graceland.” “And where is Graceland?” “It’s where Elvis lives.” The smiling man nodded. “I don’t know these people, but I know a lie when I hear one. Are you going to start telling me the truth at all today, or will I just have my associate continue to hit you?” “I’ll tell you the truth.” “Good. Where are you from?” “Your butt.” The big guy hit her again. It was worth it.”

251. “What is your name?” asked the smiling man. “Marilyn,” Valkyrie mumbled. “Marilyn Monroe.” “And where are you from, Marilyn?” “Graceland.” “And where is Graceland?” “It’s where Elvis lives.” The smiling man nodded. “I don’t know these people, but I know a lie when I hear one. Are you going to start telling me the truth at all today, or will I just have my associate continue to hit you?” “I’ll tell you the truth.” “Good. Where are you from?” “Your butt.” The big guy hit her again. It was worth it.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “The trick, you see – ” “Is to never assume anything,” she finished.”

252. “The trick, you see – ” “Is to never assume anything,” she finished.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “People my own age don’t fight monsters, Tanith. If they did, I’d be hanging out with them a lot more.”

253. “People my own age don’t fight monsters, Tanith. If they did, I’d be hanging out with them a lot more.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “We all go through tough times.” “My parents are trying to kill me.” “We all have issues.”

254. “We all go through tough times.” “My parents are trying to kill me.” “We all have issues.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that you’re like a son to me, Omen, or a nephew, or even the nephew of a close family friend, I do, nevertheless, view you as a young person who has entered into my orbit and who I now must deal with.”

255. “While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that you’re like a son to me, Omen, or a nephew, or even the nephew of a close family friend, I do, nevertheless, view you as a young person who has entered into my orbit and who I now must deal with.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “He moved and she moved and he died and she put her sword away.”

256. “He moved and she moved and he died and she put her sword away.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “We can’t get a cat,” Valkyrie argued. “They don’t do anything except plot against you and multiply like Gremlins.”

257. “We can’t get a cat,” Valkyrie argued. “They don’t do anything except plot against you and multiply like Gremlins.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Skulduggery shrugged. “When in doubt, wear a hat, that’s what I always say.”

258. “Skulduggery shrugged. “When in doubt, wear a hat, that’s what I always say.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Despite her worries, despite her anxiety, despite everything that had happened and everything she had done, Valkyrie looked down at Sergeant Yonder and found she still had the capacity to laugh at stupid people.”

259. “Despite her worries, despite her anxiety, despite everything that had happened and everything she had done, Valkyrie looked down at Sergeant Yonder and found she still had the capacity to laugh at stupid people.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “By the way, dressing head to toe in black is not the best camouflage when you’re in the snow.” “Says the man in the navy-blue suit.” “Ah, but all I have to do is remove my hat and my head blends into the background.” “So then it looks like there’s a navy-blue suit running around on its own, which is way less suspicious.”

260. “By the way, dressing head to toe in black is not the best camouflage when you’re in the snow.” “Says the man in the navy-blue suit.” “Ah, but all I have to do is remove my hat and my head blends into the background.” “So then it looks like there’s a navy-blue suit running around on its own, which is way less suspicious.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn’t someone once said that fezzes were cool?”

261. “He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn’t someone once said that fezzes were cool?”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Amber stared at him. Glen started crying. It kind of ruined the moment.”

262. “Amber stared at him. Glen started crying. It kind of ruined the moment.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Excuse me,” said Skulduggery, “I hate to interrupt, but this conversation is boring me.” “Because it isn’t about you,” said Fletcher. “That is indeed why it’s boring.” “We’ll.”

263. “Excuse me,” said Skulduggery, “I hate to interrupt, but this conversation is boring me.” “Because it isn’t about you,” said Fletcher. “That is indeed why it’s boring.” “We’ll.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Hail, Satan,” Valkyrie added, just to be in with the cool kids. “Midnight is almost upon us!” said the Master, summoning fire into his hand and passing it over the candelabrum, lighting each wick. “Why does this girl still live? Kill her! Deliver her soul to the Dark Lord!” “Voldemort?” Valkyrie asked, frowning. The.”

264. “Hail, Satan,” Valkyrie added, just to be in with the cool kids. “Midnight is almost upon us!” said the Master, summoning fire into his hand and passing it over the candelabrum, lighting each wick. “Why does this girl still live? Kill her! Deliver her soul to the Dark Lord!” “Voldemort?” Valkyrie asked, frowning. The.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “She held her sword like she was ready to use it on anyone who got close. Darquesse could see her own reflection in the blade. A pretty girl with a scar on her cheek, fifteen years old and dark-haired. Her pale face splattered with other people’s blood. Her eyes, dark-ringed. Is this what they all saw, she wondered, or did the see something else? Something magnificent and terrible? Something monstrous?”

265. “She held her sword like she was ready to use it on anyone who got close. Darquesse could see her own reflection in the blade. A pretty girl with a scar on her cheek, fifteen years old and dark-haired. Her pale face splattered with other people’s blood. Her eyes, dark-ringed. Is this what they all saw, she wondered, or did the see something else? Something magnificent and terrible? Something monstrous?”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Things happen, Valkyrie, but life carries on regardless of how we feel.”

266. “Things happen, Valkyrie, but life carries on regardless of how we feel.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Yes, well, I wasn’t always who I am now. No one ever is. I’ve spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am.”

267. “Yes, well, I wasn’t always who I am now. No one ever is. I’ve spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “I’ve always found that ex-girlfriends with bodies are better than ex-girlfriends who are just internal organs locked away in a box somewhere. But I’m old-fashioned like that.”

268. “I’ve always found that ex-girlfriends with bodies are better than ex-girlfriends who are just internal organs locked away in a box somewhere. But I’m old-fashioned like that.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “I planned all of this,” Skulduggery whispered. “Oh, shut up.”

269. “I planned all of this,” Skulduggery whispered. “Oh, shut up.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight.”

270. “Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “She wasn’t going to let the voice win today. She wasn’t going to let all those bad feelings come crashing down on her, like they had so many times in the past. She was getting better.”

271. “She wasn’t going to let the voice win today. She wasn’t going to let all those bad feelings come crashing down on her, like they had so many times in the past. She was getting better.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “But you said he was OK. He murdered someone and you said he was OK.” Never scowled. “First of all, and I think this is important, that’s not the order in which those things occurred. I said he was OK, and then he murdered someone. But, due to recent events, I’ve obviously changed my mind about him.”

272. “But you said he was OK. He murdered someone and you said he was OK.” Never scowled. “First of all, and I think this is important, that’s not the order in which those things occurred. I said he was OK, and then he murdered someone. But, due to recent events, I’ve obviously changed my mind about him.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Are you a coward, Glen?” “Only when threatened.”

273. “Are you a coward, Glen?” “Only when threatened.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Don’t act offended. You wear a bag on your head.”

274. “Don’t act offended. You wear a bag on your head.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “You’re not afraid of spiders, are you?” “I tend to get slightly arachnophobic when they’re three times the size of me.”

275. “You’re not afraid of spiders, are you?” “I tend to get slightly arachnophobic when they’re three times the size of me.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “You two would probably be the first to be killed,” Ravel said. Valkyrie stared. “What?” “Sorry, but it’s true. The amount of damage the pair of you have inflicted on anyone who’s crossed you over the past few years? They’re not going to take a chance on leaving you alive.” “He’s right,” Skulduggery said. “We’re just too good at our job.” “Damn it,” Valkyrie scowled. “I hate being too good at our job.”

276. “You two would probably be the first to be killed,” Ravel said. Valkyrie stared. “What?” “Sorry, but it’s true. The amount of damage the pair of you have inflicted on anyone who’s crossed you over the past few years? They’re not going to take a chance on leaving you alive.” “He’s right,” Skulduggery said. “We’re just too good at our job.” “Damn it,” Valkyrie scowled. “I hate being too good at our job.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Exactly,” said Saracen. “Everyone would think I decided to specialise in this because I wanted to see through people’s clothes.” “Why did you specialise in it?” “I wanted to see through people’s clothes. I know, I know, but I was a teenager. I thought it’d be great. It’s not great. Not at all.”

277. “Exactly,” said Saracen. “Everyone would think I decided to specialise in this because I wanted to see through people’s clothes.” “Why did you specialise in it?” “I wanted to see through people’s clothes. I know, I know, but I was a teenager. I thought it’d be great. It’s not great. Not at all.”

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Derek Landy Quote: “Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people’s brains.”

278. “Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people’s brains.”

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