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Erma Bombeck Quote: “Family life got better and we got our car back – as soon as we put ‘I love Mom’ on the license plate.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Myths that need clarification: “Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach.” False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don’t necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I’d be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can’t have everything.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want tAdenauer to want the job.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people’s children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “I brought children into this lousy, mixed-up world because when you love someone and they love you back, the world doesn’t look that lousy or seem that mixed up.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “Early in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.”
Erma Bombeck Quote: “When a man’s got cream in the refrigerator at home, he won’t go out looking for two-percent butterfat.”
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