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Erma Bombeck Quote: “It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

— Erma Bombeck



Erma Bombeck Quote: “Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.”

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.”

Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.”

I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.”

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.”

Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “A child needs your love most when he deserves it least.”

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood.”

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.”

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.

— Erma Bombeck



Erma Bombeck Quote: “If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”

If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.”

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.”

When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.”

If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.”

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren’t that crazy about either one of us.”

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren’t that crazy about either one of us.

— Erma Bombeck


Erma Bombeck Quote: “Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.”

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

— Erma Bombeck


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