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“Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

— Steven Wright

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Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

“Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

— Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Steven Wright Quote: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

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1. “If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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2. “To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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3. “Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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4. “The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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5. “There is only one thing certain and that is that nothing is certain.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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6. “Whenever you remove any fence, always pause long enough to ask why it was put there in the first place.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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7. “Jesus promised his disciples three things – that they would be completely fearless, absurdly happy, and in constant trouble.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

8. “Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

9. “A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

10. “We’re all in the same boat, and we’re all seasick.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

11. “God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

12. “It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see the problem.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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13. “An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

14. “Right is Right even if nobody does it. Wrong is wrong even if everybody is wrong about it.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Featured in: Truth Quotes, Conscience Quotes, Principles And Laws

15. “Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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16. “Gratitude produced the most purely joyful moments that have been known to man.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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17. “There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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18. “I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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19. “Humility is the mother of giants.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

20. “And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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21. “Here ends another day, during which I have had eyes, ears, hands and the great world around me. Tomorrow begins another day. Why am I allowed two?”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

22. “Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

23. “If seeds in the black earth can turn into such beautiful roses, what might not the heart of man become in its long journey toward the stars?”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

24. “They say travel broadens the mind, but you must have the mind.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

25. “You’ll never find the solution if you don’t see the problem.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

26. “There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

27. “The reason that angels fly is that they take themselves so lightly.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

28. “The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

29. “To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

30. “Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

31. “Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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32. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

33. “It is easy to be heavy: hard to be light.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

34. “It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

35. “Hope is the power of being cheerful in circumstances that we know to be desperate.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

36. “I had always felt life first as a story: and if there is a story there is a story-teller.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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37. “How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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38. “Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain. Meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

39. “Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

40. “We need to be reminded more than we need to be instructed.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

41. “When belief in God becomes difficult, the tendency is to turn away from Him; but in heaven’s name to what?”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

42. “Wherever there is animal worship, there is human sacrifice.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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43. “The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

44. “Gratitude, being nearly the greatest of human duties, is also nearly the most difficult.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

45. “Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

46. “With every step of our lives we enter into the middle of some story which we are certain to misunderstand.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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47. “Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

48. “The main point of Christianity was this: that Nature is not our mother: Nature is our sister.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

49. “One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

50. “Cleanliness is not next to godliness nowadays, for cleanliness is made an essential and godliness is regarded as an offence.”

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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