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Top 250 Steve Martin Quotes (2022 Update)
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Steve Martin Quote: “Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Comedy may be big business but it isn’t pretty.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Comedians don’t get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can’t really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Yeah, well, we’re all writers, aren’t we? He’s a writer that hasn’t been published, and I’m a writer who hasn’t written anything.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I choose a project based on whether it feels worthwhile working on when it comes to me. But secondly I choose it if it sounds like fun. Projects are determined by just how they strike me at the moment, as they have done throughout my whole life.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.”
Steve Martin Quote: “There’s a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There’s a lot of sex, you know, in art. There’s a lot of naked women and men, and there’s intrigue, there’s fakery. It’s a real microcosm of the larger world.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.”
Steve Martin Quote: “So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Comedy is not pretty.”
Steve Martin Quote: “In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I’d meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I’d wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”
Steve Martin Quote: “You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.”
Steve Martin Quote: “It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.”
Steve Martin Quote: “How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?”
Steve Martin Quote: “Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I think when the movie ‘Roxanne’ came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.”
Steve Martin Quote: “A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond...”
Steve Martin Quote: “I always think back to my high school days and realize all the people who were so popular then are nowhere now and all the people who were steadfast and steady-going are somewhere. So high school doesn’t necessarily translate to later in life.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Hello. I’m hello, and I’d like to say myself.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I was not self-destructive, though I almost destroyed myself. In the end, I turned away from stand-up with a tired swivel of my head.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Being on Twitter is like having a fern.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures something about our past.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it.”
Steve Martin Quote: “There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.”
Steve Martin Quote: “These days it’s hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it’s hard to get them out on the air.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like ‘Letterman’ and ‘The View,’ and I’ve heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven’t felt any negativity toward me or my music.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Acting keeps me alert to people, and life. I don’t know, there’s something about going to work early in the morning, and having to stay alert and concentrated. Maybe that keeps your mind alive.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Rebelliousness really is the province of young people-that kind of iconoclasm.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.”
Steve Martin Quote: “What means the most to me changes through the years. There was a time when movies meant the most. But when I’m concentrating on a project, that’s what means the most to me.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.”
Steve Martin Quote: “It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.”
Steve Martin Quote: “In a sense, this book is not an autobiography but a biography, because I am writing about someone I used to know. Yes, these events are true, yet sometimes they seemed to have happened to someone else, and I often felt like a curious onlooker or someone trying to remember a dream. I ignored my stand-up career for twenty-five years, but now, having finished this memoir, I view this time with surprising warmth. One can have, it turns out, an affection for the war years.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The presence of excessive wealth puts an unnatural spin on the appreciation of art.”
Steve Martin Quote: “She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn’t be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.”
Steve Martin Quote: “She didn’t even finish her last sentence; it just trailed off. I think the subject had changed in her head while her mouth had continued on the old topic, not realizing it was out of supplies.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Relationships end, but they don’t end your life.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I think films are about having a good time, so I don’t know that there’s a message. The message of a film is always what a critic writes, and the fun of a film or the emotion of a film is what the audience feels.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I thought ‘Borat’ was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn’t some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.”
Steve Martin Quote: “A luxury item is a thing you have that annoys other people that you have it.”
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