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Steve Martin Quote: “Be so good they can’t ignore you.”

Be so good they can’t ignore you.

— Steve Martin



Steve Martin Quote: “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “It’s pain that changes our lives.”

It’s pain that changes our lives.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Be undeniably good.”

Be undeniably good.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.”

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.”

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.”

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

— Steve Martin



Steve Martin Quote: “Or is it that I think too much?”

Or is it that I think too much?

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.”

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.”

I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.”

The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden.”

I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.”

I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “No art comes from the conscious mind.”

No art comes from the conscious mind.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I don’t really manage my time. I really just wait until I’m inspired to do something. And when I’m inspired to do something, it just happens.”

I don’t really manage my time. I really just wait until I’m inspired to do something. And when I’m inspired to do something, it just happens.

— Steve Martin



Steve Martin Quote: “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.”

You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.”

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.”

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.”

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.”

As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “There’s someone out there for everyone-even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.”

There’s someone out there for everyone-even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.”

I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.”

I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Love is a promise delivered already broken.”

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I’m not a human being. I’m despicable and disgusting – but that’s where the money is.”

I’m not a human being. I’m despicable and disgusting – but that’s where the money is.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.”

Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.”

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “My problem is that I don’t get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure.”

My problem is that I don’t get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear, fear, fear. Yes, ‘fear’ is a word that is not in my vocabulary.”

I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear, fear, fear. Yes, ‘fear’ is a word that is not in my vocabulary.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.”

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.”

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.”

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.”

So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn’t, because he didn’t care.”

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn’t, because he didn’t care.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.”

Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “Nothing I do is done by popular demand.”

Nothing I do is done by popular demand.

— Steve Martin


Steve Martin Quote: “I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.”

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.

— Steve Martin

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