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Steve Martin Quotes

Steve Martin Quote: “Be so good they can’t ignore you.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
Steve Martin Quote: “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin Quote: “It’s pain that changes our lives.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Be undeniably good.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Or is it that I think too much?”
Steve Martin Quote: “I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
Steve Martin Quote: “The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden.”
Steve Martin Quote: “No art comes from the conscious mind.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I don’t really manage my time. I really just wait until I’m inspired to do something. And when I’m inspired to do something, it just happens.”
Steve Martin Quote: “How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.”
Steve Martin Quote: “All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.”
Steve Martin Quote: “You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
Steve Martin Quote: “It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.”
Steve Martin Quote: “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Love is a promise delivered already broken.”
Steve Martin Quote: “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.”
Steve Martin Quote: “There’s someone out there for everyone-even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.”
Steve Martin Quote: “As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.”
Steve Martin Quote: “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.”
Steve Martin Quote: “My problem is that I don’t get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I’m not a human being. I’m despicable and disgusting – but that’s where the money is.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear, fear, fear. Yes, ‘fear’ is a word that is not in my vocabulary.”
Steve Martin Quote: “How many people have never raised their hand before?”
Steve Martin Quote: “I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.”
Steve Martin Quote: “Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.”
Steve Martin Quote: “If you’re studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.”
Steve Martin Quote: “I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.”
Steve Martin Quote: “If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.”
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