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Top 150 Bill Hicks Quotes (2024 Update)

Bill Hicks Quote: “Don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “It’s just a ride.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Humanity is just a virus with shoes.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “All governments are lying cocksuckers.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “What are you reading for?”
Bill Hicks Quote: “We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous – as long as you’re honest.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “The eyes of love see all of us as one.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...”
Bill Hicks Quote: “I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?”
Bill Hicks Quote: “The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.”
Bill Hicks Quote: “To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.”
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