Top 180 Charles M. Schulz Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “If you can’t beat ’em, cooperate ’em to death!”

— Charles M. Schulz

52. “I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.”

— Charles M. Schulz

53. “Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Brownest.”

— Charles M. Schulz

54. “When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.”

— Charles M. Schulz

55. “Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”

— Charles M. Schulz

56. “Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I’m pretty sure it was you.”

— Charles M. Schulz

57. “It was a dark and stormy night. – Snoopy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

58. “Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!”

— Charles M. Schulz

59. “The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.”

— Charles M. Schulz

60. “Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don’t know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT’S IT!!!”

— Charles M. Schulz

61. “Life is full of choices, but you never get any!”

— Charles M. Schulz

62. “Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.”

— Charles M. Schulz

63. “Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better...”

— Charles M. Schulz

64. “How can we lose when we’re so sincere?”

— Charles M. Schulz

65. “Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”

— Charles M. Schulz

66. “I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

67. “Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word.”

— Charles M. Schulz

68. “Love makes you do strange things...”

— Charles M. Schulz

69. “What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?”

— Charles M. Schulz

70. “Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.”

— Charles M. Schulz

71. “Happiness is a warm puppy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

72. “Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”

— Charles M. Schulz

73. “Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean...”

— Charles M. Schulz

74. “I don’t think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”

— Charles M. Schulz

75. “The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That’s my Life. DRAWING.”

— Charles M. Schulz

76. “This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.”

— Charles M. Schulz

77. “It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don’t have to talk about it.”

— Charles M. Schulz

78. “Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”

— Charles M. Schulz

79. “I’m dying and all I hear are insults!”

— Charles M. Schulz

80. “To dance is to live!”

— Charles M. Schulz

81. “Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.”

— Charles M. Schulz

82. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

— Charles M. Schulz

83. “Aren’t the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by...”

— Charles M. Schulz

84. “I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.”

— Charles M. Schulz

85. “Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.”

— Charles M. Schulz

86. “If life were a camera, I’d have the lens cap on.”

— Charles M. Schulz

87. “The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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88. “You can’t survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.”

— Charles M. Schulz

89. “A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.”

— Charles M. Schulz

90. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”

— Charles M. Schulz

91. “Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I’ll see the Great Pumpkin. I’ll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I’ll be waiting for him...”

— Charles M. Schulz

92. “Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don’t forget to fasten your seat belt.”

— Charles M. Schulz

93. “Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

94. “Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.”

— Charles M. Schulz

95. “Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don’t expect that. I really don’t. I just don’t want to be unhappy!”

— Charles M. Schulz

96. “I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.”

— Charles M. Schulz

97. “Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.”

— Charles M. Schulz

98. “You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!”

— Charles M. Schulz

99. “I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don’t understand that. Gosh.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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100. “I love people; it’s mankind I can’t stand.”

— Charles M. Schulz