Top 180 Charles M. Schulz Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”

— Charles M. Schulz

52. “Happiness is loving your enemies.”

— Charles M. Schulz

53. “A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”

— Charles M. Schulz

54. “The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm.”

— Charles M. Schulz

55. “Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I’m pretty sure it was you.”

— Charles M. Schulz

56. “It was a dark and stormy night. – Snoopy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

57. “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”

— Charles M. Schulz

58. “Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!”

— Charles M. Schulz

59. “The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.”

— Charles M. Schulz

60. “Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don’t know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT’S IT!!!”

— Charles M. Schulz

61. “Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.”

— Charles M. Schulz

62. “Life is full of choices, but you never get any!”

— Charles M. Schulz

63. “How can we lose when we’re so sincere?”

— Charles M. Schulz

64. “I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

65. “Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word.”

— Charles M. Schulz

66. “Love makes you do strange things...”

— Charles M. Schulz

67. “Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.”

— Charles M. Schulz

68. “Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”

— Charles M. Schulz

69. “Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean...”

— Charles M. Schulz

70. “I don’t think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”

— Charles M. Schulz

71. “The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That’s my Life. DRAWING.”

— Charles M. Schulz

72. “This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.”

— Charles M. Schulz

73. “It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don’t have to talk about it.”

— Charles M. Schulz

74. “I’m dying and all I hear are insults!”

— Charles M. Schulz

75. “Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”

— Charles M. Schulz

76. “To dance is to live!”

— Charles M. Schulz

77. “Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.”

— Charles M. Schulz

78. “Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”

— Charles M. Schulz

79. “Aren’t the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by...”

— Charles M. Schulz

80. “Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.”

— Charles M. Schulz

81. “I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.”

— Charles M. Schulz

82. “What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?”

— Charles M. Schulz

83. “If life were a camera, I’d have the lens cap on.”

— Charles M. Schulz

84. “You can’t survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.”

— Charles M. Schulz

85. “The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.”

— Charles M. Schulz

86. “A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.”

— Charles M. Schulz

87. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”

— Charles M. Schulz

88. “Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don’t forget to fasten your seat belt.”

— Charles M. Schulz

89. “Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

90. “Happiness is a warm puppy.”

— Charles M. Schulz

91. “Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.”

— Charles M. Schulz

92. “Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don’t expect that. I really don’t. I just don’t want to be unhappy!”

— Charles M. Schulz

93. “I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.”

— Charles M. Schulz

94. “Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.”

— Charles M. Schulz

95. “You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!”

— Charles M. Schulz

96. “I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don’t understand that. Gosh.”

— Charles M. Schulz

97. “I come from a long line of generations!”

— Charles M. Schulz

98. “On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn’t get up and spoil it!”

— Charles M. Schulz

99. “No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.”

— Charles M. Schulz

100. “Everytime there’s a good suggestion, someone brings up the budget.”

— Charles M. Schulz