Top 180 Charles M. Schulz Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.”

— Charles M. Schulz

2. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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3. “I think I’m afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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4. “I love humanity, it’s people I don’t like.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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5. “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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6. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

— Charles M. Schulz

7. “Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.”

— Charles M. Schulz

8. “Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”

— Charles M. Schulz

9. “My mind reels with sarcastic replies.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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10. “Life is too short not to live it up a little!”

— Charles M. Schulz

11. “It’s better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.”

— Charles M. Schulz

12. “Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

— Charles M. Schulz

13. “I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!”

— Charles M. Schulz

14. “I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.”

— Charles M. Schulz

15. “My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”

— Charles M. Schulz

16. “There is no greater burden than great potential.”

— Charles M. Schulz

17. “If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you’ll always have a chance.”

— Charles M. Schulz

18. “I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I’ll be at the airport.”

— Charles M. Schulz

19. “Why me, lord? Don’t answer that!”

— Charles M. Schulz

20. “Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”

— Charles M. Schulz

21. “Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.”

— Charles M. Schulz

22. “In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back.”

— Charles M. Schulz

23. “Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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24. “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.”

— Charles M. Schulz

25. “It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.”

— Charles M. Schulz

26. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”

— Charles M. Schulz

27. “There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile.”

— Charles M. Schulz

28. “Happiness is anyone and anything that’s loved by you.”

— Charles M. Schulz

29. “No problem is so big or so complicated that it can’t be run away from!”

— Charles M. Schulz

30. “I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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31. “Love is sharing your popcorn.”

— Charles M. Schulz

32. “Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer.”

— Charles M. Schulz

33. “A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.”

— Charles M. Schulz

34. “Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”

— Charles M. Schulz

35. “Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”

— Charles M. Schulz

36. “My anxieties have anxieties.”

— Charles M. Schulz

37. “Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’”

— Charles M. Schulz

38. “Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.”

— Charles M. Schulz

39. “Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.”

— Charles M. Schulz

40. “Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.”

— Charles M. Schulz

41. “It doesn’t matter what you believe just so long as you’re sincere.”

— Charles M. Schulz

42. “The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.”

— Charles M. Schulz

43. “It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.”

— Charles M. Schulz

44. “I don’t know the meaning of life. I don’t know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it’s a complete mystery.”

— Charles M. Schulz

45. “It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”

— Charles M. Schulz

46. “If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”

— Charles M. Schulz

47. “If you can’t beat ’em, cooperate ’em to death!”

— Charles M. Schulz

48. “I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.”

— Charles M. Schulz

49. “Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Brownest.”

— Charles M. Schulz

50. “When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.”

— Charles M. Schulz