Top 180 Charles M. Schulz Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn’t get up and spoil it!”

— Charles M. Schulz

102. “No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.”

— Charles M. Schulz

103. “All is well... That’s my new philosophy...”

— Charles M. Schulz

104. “Everytime there’s a good suggestion, someone brings up the budget.”

— Charles M. Schulz

105. “I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!”

— Charles M. Schulz

106. “Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.”

— Charles M. Schulz

107. “Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.”

— Charles M. Schulz

108. “Love is a letter on pink stationery.”

— Charles M. Schulz

109. “We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won’t like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.”

— Charles M. Schulz

110. “Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it’s gonna be a looong winter.”

— Charles M. Schulz

111. “I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.”

— Charles M. Schulz

112. “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

— Charles M. Schulz

113. “I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body’s so noisy, I can’t sleep.”

— Charles M. Schulz

114. “Sometimes, when you’re really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you’re unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.”

— Charles M. Schulz

115. “Little brothers are the buck privates of life!”

— Charles M. Schulz

116. “There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.”

— Charles M. Schulz

117. “The term that best describes me now is ‘secular humanist.’”

— Charles M. Schulz

118. “Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you’re sure there’s some jelly!”

— Charles M. Schulz

119. “One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs – and they’ll change your life in a hurry...”

— Charles M. Schulz

120. “I love people; it’s mankind I can’t stand.”

— Charles M. Schulz

121. “Five hundred years from now, who’ll know the difference?!”

— Charles M. Schulz

122. “You can’t eat compliments.”

— Charles M. Schulz

123. “Love is not knowing what you’re talking about.”

— Charles M. Schulz

124. “Years are like candy bars... We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.”

— Charles M. Schulz

125. “You can’t write a term paper before breakfast.”

— Charles M. Schulz

126. “A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!”

— Charles M. Schulz

127. “Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, “is life like golf or is it more like baseball?” Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, “try shuffleboard.”

— Charles M. Schulz

128. “Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRs, and we could ‘fast forward’ through the crummy times?”

— Charles M. Schulz

129. “I’ve learned all I need to know to live under a bed.”

— Charles M. Schulz

130. “I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.”

— Charles M. Schulz

131. “Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!”

— Charles M. Schulz

132. “The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!”

— Charles M. Schulz

133. “That’s the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.”

— Charles M. Schulz

134. “Well from now on, Linus think for yourself... Don’t take any advice from anyone!”

— Charles M. Schulz

135. “There sure are a lot of these ‘instant’ products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.”

— Charles M. Schulz

136. “A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.”

— Charles M. Schulz

137. “Here’s Joe Cool hanging around the student union.”

— Charles M. Schulz

138. “We all need someone to kiss us goodbye.”

— Charles M. Schulz

139. “There’s nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.”

— Charles M. Schulz

140. “There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say.”

— Charles M. Schulz

141. “Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!”

— Charles M. Schulz

142. “A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.”

— Charles M. Schulz

143. “Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...”

— Charles M. Schulz

144. “Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”

— Charles M. Schulz

145. “Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who’s that behind me? It’s the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.”

— Charles M. Schulz

146. “It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.”

— Charles M. Schulz

147. “I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.”

— Charles M. Schulz

148. “All of earth’s creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!”

— Charles M. Schulz

149. “You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.”

— Charles M. Schulz

150. “Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.”

— Charles M. Schulz