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Top 400 Douglas Adams Quotes (2025 Update)
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Douglas Adams Quote: “Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We are now cruising at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Time travel, by its very nature, was invented in all periods of history simultaneously.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Everything you see or hear or experience in any way at all is specific to you. You create a universe by perceiving it, so everything in the universe you perceive is specific to you.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Democracy is all about not electing the wrong man-eating lizard.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Who is this god person anyway?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and satisfied, drove on into the night.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We all like to congregate at boundary conditions. Where land meets water. Where earth meets air. Where bodies meet mind. Where space meets time. We like to be on one side, and look at the other.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “How do you know you’re having fun if there’s no one watching you have it?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “And so the Universe ended.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Most of the time spent wrestling with technologies that don’t quite work yet is just not worth it for end users, however much fun it is for nerds.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn’t Have A Good Answer To.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “How many roads must a man walk down?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they’re not really parallel, and two, they’re not really universes.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Space is unimaginably big.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Even a manically depressed robot is better to talk to than nobody.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The idea was fantastically, wildly improbable. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas it was at least as worthy of consideration as a more mundane one to which the facts had been strenuously bent to fit.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler’s mind.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world’s about to end.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “You come to me for advice, but you can’t cope with anything you don’t recognize. Hmmm. So we’ll have to tell you something you already know but make it sound like news, eh Well, business as usual, I suppose.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn’t just jump over and have done with it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I find that writing is a constant battle with exactly the same problems you’ve always had.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I tend to get very suspicious of anything that thinks it’s art while it’s being created.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry ‘I could have thought of that’ is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn’t, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip gloss, the intelligence to understand the world and a tiny secret interior deadness which meant she didn’t care.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I have terrible periods of lack of confidence. I just don’t believe I can do it and no evidence to the contrary will sway me from that view.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The difficulty with this conversation is that it’s very different from most of the ones I’ve had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “It all sounds rather naive and sentimental to be talking about children laughing and dancing and singing together when we all know perfectly well that what children do in real life is snarl and take drugs.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “But while nature has considerable resilience, there is a limit to how far that resilience can be stretched. No one knows how close to the limit we are getting. The darker it gets, the faster we’re driving.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Beauty doesn’t have to be about anything. What’s a vase about? What’s a sunset or a flower about? What, for that matter, is Mozart’s Twenty-third Piano Concerto about?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.”
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