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Douglas Adams Quote: “The only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened to be the one he lived in.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy’s a fun place. You’ll need to have this fish in your ear.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “God is no longer an explanation of anything, but has instead become something that would itself need an insurmountable amount of explaining.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe. This single fact took the scientific world by storm.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “It’s part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I don’t go to mythical places with strange men.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “You can’t possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you’re a fool.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place. It is in fact very easy.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. “I will go mad!” he annouced.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I wanted to be John Cleese. It took me some time to realise that the job was taken.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn’t him.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Fifteen years was a long time to be stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-boggingly dull as Earth.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The seat received him in a loose and distant kind of way, like an aunt who disapproves of the last fifteen years of your life and will therefore furnish you with a basic sherry, but refuses to catch your eye.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The Hollywood process is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy’s heart away and I got Sidney’s leg.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The reason why so many sects hang around airports looking for converts: they know that people there are at their most vulnerable and perplexed, and ready to accept any kind of guidance.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Even light, which travels so fast it takes most races thousands of years to realize that it travels at all, takes time to journey between the stars.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Why’ is the only question that bothers people enough to have an entire letter of the alphabet named after it. The alphabet does not go ‘A B C D What? When? How?’ but it does go ‘V W X Why? Z.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Here’s what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn’t the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can’t cope with.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Words used carelessly, as if they did not matter in any serious way, often allowed otherwise well-guarded truths to seep through.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “No. No games. He wanted her and didn’t care who knew it. He definitely and absolutely wanted her, longed for her, wanted to do more things than there were names for with her.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “My own strategy is to find a car, or the nearest equivalent, which looks as if it knows where it’s going and follow it. I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere I needed to be.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “There’s nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, “Well, okay, I’m going to do something of high artistic worth.” It’s funny.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.? Ah, well, I’m not sure I believe that.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If somebody thinks they’re a hedgehog, presumably you just give ’em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”
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