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Douglas Adams Quote: “Will you stop counting!? snarled Zaphod. ‘Yes,’ said Ford Prefect, ’in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason. This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn’t.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “When the girl sitting at the next table looked away from a moment, Dirk leaned over and took her coffee. He knew that he was perfectly safe doing this because she would simply not be able to believe that this had happened.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “How do I know the past is not a fiction conceived to reconcile the difference between my state of mind and the present.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer...”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn’t ring. Or the phone.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The system of life on this planet is so astoundingly complex that it was a long time before man even realized that it was a system at all and that it wasn’t something that was just there.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “It’s good to leave your room super-messy when you’re away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Being virtually killed by a virtual laser in a virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are as dead as you think you are.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I am terribly proud of-I was born in Cambridge in 1952 and my initials are DNA!”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The future of computer power is pure simplicity.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Many respectable physicists said that they weren’t going to stand for this – partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sort of parties.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I’m 48, which is a bit of a shock to me. Why only last year I thought I was a precocious young thing!”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He turned slowly like a fridge door opening.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I really didn’t foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course – the computer industry didn’t even foresee that the century was going to end.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He had got himself a life. Now he had to find a purpose in it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “A fragrant breeze wandered up from the quiet sea, trailed along the beach, and drifted back to the sea again, wondering where to go next. On a mad impulse it went up to the beach again. It drifted back to sea.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Cyberspace is – or can be – a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I don’t say that I don’t believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Believe me, it is a great deal better to find cast-iron proof that you’re innocent than to languish in a cell hoping that the police – who already think you’re guilty – will find it for you.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “That was it. That was really it. She knew that she had told herself that that was it only seconds earlier, but this was now the final real ulimate it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Here, for whatever reason, is the world. And here it stays. With me on it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If there was one thing life had taught her it was that there are times when you do not go back for your bag and times when you do. It had yet to teach her to distinguish between the two types of occasion.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you’ve seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I tend not to read or watch Science Fiction, particularly not comedy Science Fiction. The point is that if it’s less good than what I do, there’s no point in reading it, if it’s better than what I do it makes me depressed.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Conceited little mega-puppy.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn’t lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He felt a spasm of excitement because he knew instinctively who it was, or at least knew who it was he wanted it to be, and once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He sniggered. He didn’t like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He was constantly reminded of how startlingly different a place the world was when viewed from a point only three feet to the left.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We notice things that don’t work. We don’t notice things that do. We notice computers, we don’t notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don’t notice books.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We’ll meet the meat.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.”
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