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Douglas Adams Quote: “I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end”.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Let the past hold on to itself and let the present move forward into the future.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Don’t spin your wheels and stress. Take a deep breath, center yourself and make a plan.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “One is never alone with a rubber duck.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I think media are at their most interesting before anybody’s thought of calling them art, when people still think they’re just a load of junk.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The hardest assumption to challenge is the one you don’t even know you are making.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Forty-two – and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was...”
Douglas Adams Quote: “In an infinite Universe anything can happen.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity – distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Space is really big-REALLY big.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Even the evil-looking bird perched on a rod in the bar had stopped screeching out the names and addresses of local contract killers, which was a service it provided for free.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “A beach house isn’t just real estate. It’s a state of mind.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Life! Don’t talk to me about life!”
Douglas Adams Quote: “We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy, Canada is like an intelligent, 35 year old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they’d have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Presidents don’t have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it’s short for.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.”
Douglas Adams Quote: “Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.”
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