Top 160 Emo Philips Quotes (2024 Update)
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Emo Philips Quote: “I give money to Unicef because I like the ‘bang for your buck’ aspect. Here’s $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!”

151. “I give money to Unicef because I like the ‘bang for your buck’ aspect. Here’s $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!”

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Emo Philips Quote: “Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.”

152. “Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I’m a man. And I can take the wetness!”

153. “When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I’m a man. And I can take the wetness!”

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Emo Philips Quote: “I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.”

154. “I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.”

155. “I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.”

156. “Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “I’ve been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.”

157. “I’ve been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.”

— Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quote: “How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”

158. “How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “Writer’s block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.”

159. “Writer’s block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “Some comedians change their style, often to their advantage; but I see no reason why I can’t continue with the “urbane sophisticate” ’til the day I die.”

160. “Some comedians change their style, often to their advantage; but I see no reason why I can’t continue with the “urbane sophisticate” ’til the day I die.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.”

161. “The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.”

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Emo Philips Quote: “I try not to talk during the day when I have a show that night. My voice is my instrument, just like a saxophonist’s instrument is his saxophone, plus also his voice, if he’s the one between tunes that makes announcements.”

162. “I try not to talk during the day when I have a show that night. My voice is my instrument, just like a saxophonist’s instrument is his saxophone, plus also his voice, if he’s the one between tunes that makes announcements.”

— Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quote: “I love England. In fact, they’re getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass the six months rabies quarantine.”

163. “I love England. In fact, they’re getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass the six months rabies quarantine.”

— Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quote: “Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.”

164. “Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.”

— Emo Philips

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