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Nick Offerman Quote: “Theater, to me, is always a bigger turn on than film. It’s alive.”

151. “Theater, to me, is always a bigger turn on than film. It’s alive.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “We afford our corporations the rights of human individuals, and then we’re surprised when they don’t exhibit human traits like conscience or remorse. Silly rabbit.”

152. “We afford our corporations the rights of human individuals, and then we’re surprised when they don’t exhibit human traits like conscience or remorse. Silly rabbit.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “It always amuses me when any one group of people takes it for granted that, because they have been privileged for a generation or two, they are set apart in any way from the man or woman who is working in order to keep the wolf from the door. It is only luck and a little temporary veneer and before long the wheels may turn and one and all must fall back on whatever basic qualities they have.” This.”

153. “It always amuses me when any one group of people takes it for granted that, because they have been privileged for a generation or two, they are set apart in any way from the man or woman who is working in order to keep the wolf from the door. It is only luck and a little temporary veneer and before long the wheels may turn and one and all must fall back on whatever basic qualities they have.” This.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “Rather than suffer another attempt by the religious right to base our legalese upon the Bible, I would vote that we found it squarely upon the writings of J. R. R. Tolkien. The.”

154. “Rather than suffer another attempt by the religious right to base our legalese upon the Bible, I would vote that we found it squarely upon the writings of J. R. R. Tolkien. The.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “Human beings are not simple. We are, in fact, quite complicated. In recent American history, we have engaged in such contradictions as owning slaves, while declaring all people to have equal rights, while heading to church to pray for peace and tranquility, while dropping bombs on Middle Eastern nations to secure the oil we need to fuel our vehicles in order to drive to church. We’re a mess, and we have to count ourselves as part of the whole, because we’re all complicit.”

155. “Human beings are not simple. We are, in fact, quite complicated. In recent American history, we have engaged in such contradictions as owning slaves, while declaring all people to have equal rights, while heading to church to pray for peace and tranquility, while dropping bombs on Middle Eastern nations to secure the oil we need to fuel our vehicles in order to drive to church. We’re a mess, and we have to count ourselves as part of the whole, because we’re all complicit.”

— Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman Quote: “Get out of your house. Get off of your phone. Then go and participate in things that thrill you.”

156. “Get out of your house. Get off of your phone. Then go and participate in things that thrill you.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “Of course, my fundamentals may not work for everyone. A beautiful aspect of the human race is our endless variety. Like maple leaves and snowflakes, there are no two of us alike.”

157. “Of course, my fundamentals may not work for everyone. A beautiful aspect of the human race is our endless variety. Like maple leaves and snowflakes, there are no two of us alike.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “The fact that creationism can even be a conversation is a goddamn shame and blight upon our nation’s character.”

158. “The fact that creationism can even be a conversation is a goddamn shame and blight upon our nation’s character.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “I’ll happily sport a bumper sticker that reads, “You can have my rib eye when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers,” or even write a bit of poetry. The Bratwurst: A Haiku Tight skin flute of pork. Juices fly, explode in mouth. A little mustard.”

159. “I’ll happily sport a bumper sticker that reads, “You can have my rib eye when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers,” or even write a bit of poetry. The Bratwurst: A Haiku Tight skin flute of pork. Juices fly, explode in mouth. A little mustard.”

— Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman Quote: “For candidates to achieve any high office in our state or federal legislature, they are required to make loud, ambitious public promises during their campaigns, which can never be completely fulfilled, even by the greatest humanitarian intentions. Therefore, we’re starting off our relationship with each prospective leader on the wrong foot, a foot of mistrust.”

160. “For candidates to achieve any high office in our state or federal legislature, they are required to make loud, ambitious public promises during their campaigns, which can never be completely fulfilled, even by the greatest humanitarian intentions. Therefore, we’re starting off our relationship with each prospective leader on the wrong foot, a foot of mistrust.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “I simply knew that I was peculiar and that I was a puzzle to those around me. I was also learning that this weirdness was a part of me that was not to be extinguished.”

161. “I simply knew that I was peculiar and that I was a puzzle to those around me. I was also learning that this weirdness was a part of me that was not to be extinguished.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “The pub, after all, is where so much of theater life takes place.”

162. “The pub, after all, is where so much of theater life takes place.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “It may seem a little obvious that Megan would feel that in her music or that I would feel it in woodworking, but there are so many domestic places, so many little ways that you can make your existence holy in how you choose to treat your loved ones and people in your community.”

163. “It may seem a little obvious that Megan would feel that in her music or that I would feel it in woodworking, but there are so many domestic places, so many little ways that you can make your existence holy in how you choose to treat your loved ones and people in your community.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “What if we pagans happen to be the most Christ like Samaritans on the planet, but we don’t believe in God?”

164. “What if we pagans happen to be the most Christ like Samaritans on the planet, but we don’t believe in God?”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “I’m enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.”

165. “I’m enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “If you’re an original thinker, you are going get told ‘no’ a lot, and you have to be able to hear ‘no’ many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.”

166. “If you’re an original thinker, you are going get told ‘no’ a lot, and you have to be able to hear ‘no’ many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.”

— Nick Offerman

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