Top 160 Nick Offerman Quotes (2024 Update)
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Nick Offerman Quote: “I’ll happily sport a bumper sticker that reads, “You can have my rib eye when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers,” or even write a bit of poetry. The Bratwurst: A Haiku Tight skin flute of pork. Juices fly, explode in mouth. A little mustard.”

151. “I’ll happily sport a bumper sticker that reads, “You can have my rib eye when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers,” or even write a bit of poetry. The Bratwurst: A Haiku Tight skin flute of pork. Juices fly, explode in mouth. A little mustard.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “For candidates to achieve any high office in our state or federal legislature, they are required to make loud, ambitious public promises during their campaigns, which can never be completely fulfilled, even by the greatest humanitarian intentions. Therefore, we’re starting off our relationship with each prospective leader on the wrong foot, a foot of mistrust.”

152. “For candidates to achieve any high office in our state or federal legislature, they are required to make loud, ambitious public promises during their campaigns, which can never be completely fulfilled, even by the greatest humanitarian intentions. Therefore, we’re starting off our relationship with each prospective leader on the wrong foot, a foot of mistrust.”

— Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman Quote: “I simply knew that I was peculiar and that I was a puzzle to those around me. I was also learning that this weirdness was a part of me that was not to be extinguished.”

153. “I simply knew that I was peculiar and that I was a puzzle to those around me. I was also learning that this weirdness was a part of me that was not to be extinguished.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “The pub, after all, is where so much of theater life takes place.”

154. “The pub, after all, is where so much of theater life takes place.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “It may seem a little obvious that Megan would feel that in her music or that I would feel it in woodworking, but there are so many domestic places, so many little ways that you can make your existence holy in how you choose to treat your loved ones and people in your community.”

155. “It may seem a little obvious that Megan would feel that in her music or that I would feel it in woodworking, but there are so many domestic places, so many little ways that you can make your existence holy in how you choose to treat your loved ones and people in your community.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “What if we pagans happen to be the most Christ like Samaritans on the planet, but we don’t believe in God?”

156. “What if we pagans happen to be the most Christ like Samaritans on the planet, but we don’t believe in God?”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t. – Tom Waits.”

157. “A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t. – Tom Waits.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “I’ve never met anyone nicer than my mom, and I’ve met Donny and Marie.”

158. “I’ve never met anyone nicer than my mom, and I’ve met Donny and Marie.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “Listen. I eat salad... I just now ate a bowl of oatmeal. That’s right. Because I’m a real human animal, not a television character. You see, despite the beautifully Ron Swanson-like notion that one should exist solely on beef, pork, and wild game, the reality remains that our bodies need more varied foodstuffs to facilitate health and digestive functions...”

159. “Listen. I eat salad... I just now ate a bowl of oatmeal. That’s right. Because I’m a real human animal, not a television character. You see, despite the beautifully Ron Swanson-like notion that one should exist solely on beef, pork, and wild game, the reality remains that our bodies need more varied foodstuffs to facilitate health and digestive functions...”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “As I have learned again and again from our nation’s finest towns, like Madison and Austin and Boone and Bellingham, a college lends a town excellent personality and panache.”

160. “As I have learned again and again from our nation’s finest towns, like Madison and Austin and Boone and Bellingham, a college lends a town excellent personality and panache.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “When the clergy get too big for their britches, they take these wonderfully benevolent writings from the Bible and crumble their intended integrity by slathering them with human nature.”

161. “When the clergy get too big for their britches, they take these wonderfully benevolent writings from the Bible and crumble their intended integrity by slathering them with human nature.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “The older I get, the more my parents just seem like absolute heroes to me.”

162. “The older I get, the more my parents just seem like absolute heroes to me.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “The key lies in finding the delicious flavorings in one’s life, no matter how fancy your blue jeans may or may not be.”

163. “The key lies in finding the delicious flavorings in one’s life, no matter how fancy your blue jeans may or may not be.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “There is no part of this country where one cannot find a source of fresh, organic meat and produce.”

164. “There is no part of this country where one cannot find a source of fresh, organic meat and produce.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “I’m enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.”

165. “I’m enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.”

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Nick Offerman Quote: “If you’re an original thinker, you are going get told ‘no’ a lot, and you have to be able to hear ‘no’ many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.”

166. “If you’re an original thinker, you are going get told ‘no’ a lot, and you have to be able to hear ‘no’ many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.”

— Nick Offerman

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