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Scott Adams Quote: “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.”
Scott Adams Quote: “You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The only risk of failure is promotion.”
Scott Adams Quote: “There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.”
Scott Adams Quote: “People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I also find it helpful to remind myself that every human is a mess on the inside. It’s easy to assume the good-looking and well-spoken person in front of you has it all together and is therefore your superior. The reality is that everyone is a basket case on the inside. Some people just hide it better. Find me a normal person and I’ll show you someone you don’t know that well. It helps to remind yourself that your own flaws aren’t that bad compared with everyone else’s. I.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Barry Schwartz, author of The Paradox of Choice, tells us that people become unhappy if they have too many options in life. The problem with options is that choosing any path can leave you plagued with self-doubt.”
Scott Adams Quote: “And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I used to be stupid but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. – Wally’s Keynote Speech.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Successwise, you’re better off being good at two complementary skills than being excellent at one.”
Scott Adams Quote: “We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Goal-oriented people exist in a state of continuous presuccess failure at best, and permanent failure at worst if things never work out. Systems people succeed every time they apply their systems, in the sense that they did what they intended to do. The goals people are fighting the feeling of discouragement at each turn. The systems people are feeling good every time they apply their system.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The only reasonable goal in life is maximizing your total lifetime experience of something called happiness. That might sound selfish, but it’s not. Only a sociopath or a hermit can find happiness through extreme selfishness. A normal person needs to treat others well in order to enjoy life.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The job isn’t done until you’ve blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.”
Scott Adams Quote: “If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren’t real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.”
Scott Adams Quote: “We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.”
Scott Adams Quote: “It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I wouldn’t be satisfied simply escaping from my prison of silence; I was planning to escape, free the other inmates, shoot the warden, and burn down the prison. Sometimes I get that way. It’s a surprisingly useful frame of mind.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn’t have the capacity for discerning true facts. That’s why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It’s the best we can do.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity – except in politics where it’s called leadership.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I’ve long seen failure as a tool, not an outcome.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I don’t read the news to find truth, as that would be a foolish waste of time.”
Scott Adams Quote: “You often hear advice from successful people that you should “follow your passion.” That sounds perfectly reasonable the first time you hear it.”
Scott Adams Quote: “You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won’t be that much of a change.”
Scott Adams Quote: “In the long run, any system that depends on your willpower will fail.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Confirmation bias looks exactly like knowledge gained from doing your own research.”
Scott Adams Quote: “If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I try to avoid giving advice.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Common sense isn’t a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.”
Scott Adams Quote: “For five hundred dollars, I’ll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I had several different bosses during the early years of ‘Dilbert.’ They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.”
Scott Adams Quote: “If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power.”
Scott Adams Quote: “I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.”
Scott Adams Quote: “The longer you work here, diverse it gets.”
Scott Adams Quote: “If bad memories are keeping you from being happy, try crowding out the destructive memories with new and interesting thoughts. Stay busy, in mind and body, and time is on your side.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.”
Scott Adams Quote: “Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.”
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