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Scott Adams Quote: “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

— Scott Adams



Scott Adams Quote: “Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.”

Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.”

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.”

Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.”

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.”

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.”

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

— Scott Adams



Scott Adams Quote: “Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster.”

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.”

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.”

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.”

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “When did ignorance become a point of view?”

When did ignorance become a point of view?

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.”

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.”

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.”

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “There’s a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it’s where most of life happens.”

There’s a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it’s where most of life happens.

— Scott Adams



Scott Adams Quote: “By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it’s difficult to sort them out.”

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it’s difficult to sort them out.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.”

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won’t be needing them again.”

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won’t be needing them again.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.”

There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.”

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.”

Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo.”

Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.”

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”

There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.”

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.”

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.”

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Management is nature’s way of removing idiots from the productive flow.”

Management is nature’s way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.”

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.”

Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.”

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.”

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.”

The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.”

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.”

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.”

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. H. P. LOVECRAFT, “The Call of Cthulhu” When did ignorance become a point of view?”

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. H. P. LOVECRAFT, “The Call of Cthulhu” When did ignorance become a point of view?

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “As a rule, I don’t like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it’s really, really funny.”

As a rule, I don’t like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it’s really, really funny.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve.”

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve.

— Scott Adams


Scott Adams Quote: “Great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.”

Great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

— Scott Adams

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