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Terry Pratchett Quote: “It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as “slightly foxed”, although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had beed badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well. – Ah, but has it been hedgehogged?”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It wasn’t that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be sound and became some sort of invasive presence.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam’s nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is growing up in the city. He will only see them on a plate! They go sizzle!”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “One day all of us will die but – and this is the important thing – we are not dead yet.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn’t the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew exactly where SHE was, she didn’t know the position of anywhere else.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “And the new day was a great big fish.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Them as can do has to do for them as can’t. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Progress just means bad things happen faster.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It’s lies. It’s all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that’s all. People see what they think is there.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “As they say in Discworld, we are trying to unravel the Mighty Infinite using a language which was designed to tell one another where the fresh fruit was.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The turtle moves.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The worst thing you can do is nothing.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “People aren’t just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “When you break rules, break ’em good and hard.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Susan says, don’t get afraid, get angry.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “You have reached the end of cake.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting ‘All the Gods are bastards.’”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The Chain Letter to the Ephebians. Forget Your Gods. Be Subjugated. Learn to Fear. Do not break the chain – the last people who did woke up one morning to find fifty thousand armed men on their lawn.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the universe replying, “Well, what about you?””
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice.”
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