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Terry Pratchett Quote: “There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon – he’d run them all.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Freedom without limits is just a word.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet – like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Students, eh? Love ’em or hate ’em, you can’t hit them with a shovel!”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that’s going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “One day I’ll be dead and THEN you’ll all be sorry.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “When I am old I shall wear midnight.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “There is always time for another last minute.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all...”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “And that’s when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Every step is a first step if it’s a step in the right direction.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West – instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “A bad hunter chases. A good hunter waits.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because – what with trolls and dwarfs and so on – speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Hello, inner child, I’m the inner babysitter!”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It’s generally a better bet. There’s more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say “it was god’s will” when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The mountains of madness have many little plateau of sanity.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “All was black, gloomy and awful. There was no light at the end of the tunnel – or if there was, it was an oncoming train.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “He’s out of his depth on a wet pavement.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to try to work how who was to blame.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It’s not morbid to talk about death. Most people don’t worry about death, they worry about a bad death.”
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