Top 500 Terry Pratchett Quotes (2026 Update)
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251. “Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don’t.”

— Terry Pratchett

252. “Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them.”

— Terry Pratchett

253. “I tell you, commander, it’s true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that they’re doing it for the best, especially if there is some god involved.”

— Terry Pratchett

254. “Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

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255. “Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.”

— Terry Pratchett

256. “When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth.”

— Terry Pratchett

257. “The jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the world.”

— Terry Pratchett

258. “Nanny’s philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down.”

— Terry Pratchett

259. “I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.”

— Terry Pratchett

260. “Magic never dies. It merely fades away.”

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261. “First of all you are a writer, a writer is what you are, so it doesn’t actually stop the moment you leave your desk, your computer, your keyboard, whatever. Something is operating the back of your mind.”

— Terry Pratchett

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262. “It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.”

— Terry Pratchett

263. “I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.”

— Terry Pratchett

264. “The significant owl hoots in the night.”

— Terry Pratchett

265. “First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut it down and cut it into shape. Third draft: comb its nose and blow its hair. I usually find that most of the book will have handed itself to me on that first draft.”

— Terry Pratchett

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266. “There were no lies here. All fancies fled away. That’s what happened in all deserts. It was just you, and what you believed.”

— Terry Pratchett

267. “I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It’s generally a better bet. There’s more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say “it was god’s will” when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.”

— Terry Pratchett

268. “Everyone’s heard of Erwin Schrodinger’s famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go.”

— Terry Pratchett

269. “He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania.”

— Terry Pratchett

270. “I discovered fantasy and science fiction when I was about 10, and read nothing else for about three years. I ran out of all the books that there were to read in the library. I was keen on reading stuff that took me to other places.”

— Terry Pratchett

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271. “And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.”

— Terry Pratchett

272. “Noble dragons don’t have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.”

— Terry Pratchett

273. “One person is nothing. Two people are a nation.”

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274. “For example, the dwarfs found out how to turn lead into gold by doing it the hard way. The difference between that and the easy way is that the hard way works.”

— Terry Pratchett

275. “Look, that’s why there’s rules, understand? So that you think before you break ’em.”

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276. “And never resist a perfect moment.”

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277. “One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.”

— Terry Pratchett

278. “Now that their long war was over, they could get on with the proper concern of all civilised nations, which is to prepare for the next one.”

— Terry Pratchett

279. “We live in a science fiction universe. We have done for a long time.”

— Terry Pratchett

280. “Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!”

— Terry Pratchett

281. “The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you’ve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You’ve got to stop. You haven’t really been anywhere until you’ve got back home.”

— Terry Pratchett

282. “I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.”

— Terry Pratchett

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283. “If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”

— Terry Pratchett

284. “Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.”

— Terry Pratchett

285. “Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.”

— Terry Pratchett

286. “There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn’t rule the world. They’re called Witches and Wizards.”

— Terry Pratchett

287. “Remember – that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!”

— Terry Pratchett

288. “See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you’ll have a pin.”

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289. “And, as always happens, and happens far too soon, the strange and wonderful becomes a memory and a memory becomes a dream. Tomorrow it’s gone.”

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290. “This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.”

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291. “In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”

— Terry Pratchett

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292. “Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ’idiot.”

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293. “We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

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294. “Hell wasn’t a major reservoir of evil, any more then Heaven, in Crowley’s opinion, was a fountain of goodness; they were just sides in the great cosmic chess game. Where you found the real McCoy, the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.”

— Terry Pratchett

295. “Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.”

— Terry Pratchett

296. “Other people salted away money for their old age, but Nanny preferred to accumulate memories.”

— Terry Pratchett

297. “People couldn’t become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”

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298. “Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.”

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299. “Building a temple didn’t mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.”

— Terry Pratchett

300. “He said it was better to belong where you don’t belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there.”

— Terry Pratchett