Top 500 Terry Pratchett Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “So much universe, and so little time.”

— Terry Pratchett

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2. “If you trust in yourself... and believe in your dreams... and follow your star... you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

— Terry Pratchett

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3. “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

— Terry Pratchett

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4. “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”

— Terry Pratchett

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5. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”

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6. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

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7. “It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”

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8. “When in doubt, choose to live.”

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9. “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”

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10. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

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11. “Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

— Terry Pratchett

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12. “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

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13. “And what would humans be without love? RARE, said Death.”

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14. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.”

— Terry Pratchett

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15. “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”

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16. “No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away.”

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17. “If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.”

— Terry Pratchett

18. “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

— Terry Pratchett

19. “They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

— Terry Pratchett

Featured in: Ignorance Quotes

20. “Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.”

— Terry Pratchett

21. “The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.”

— Terry Pratchett

Featured in: Firsts Quotes, Quotes About Stories

22. “Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.”

— Terry Pratchett

23. “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

— Terry Pratchett

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24. “Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.”

— Terry Pratchett

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25. “Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.”

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26. “There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do.”

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27. “Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”

— Terry Pratchett

28. “The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.”

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29. “You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become?”

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30. “Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.”

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31. “Things just happen. What the hell.”

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32. “Everything is a test.”

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33. “Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out til too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along.”

— Terry Pratchett

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34. “It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works.”

— Terry Pratchett

35. “The harder I work, the luckier I become.”

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36. “Education had been easy. Learning things had been harder.”

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37. “A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

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38. “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

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39. “Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”

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40. “The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it.”

— Terry Pratchett

41. “Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”

— Terry Pratchett

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42. “Knowing how bad you could be is a great encouragement to being good.”

— Terry Pratchett

43. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”

— Terry Pratchett

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44. “Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.”

— Terry Pratchett

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45. “A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”

— Terry Pratchett

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46. “It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.”

— Terry Pratchett

Featured in: Sadness Quotes

47. “Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

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48. “The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.”

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49. “People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it’s the other way around.”

— Terry Pratchett

Featured in: Quotes About Stories

50. “This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.”

— Terry Pratchett