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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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Terry Pratchett Quote: “Making money isn’t something to be ashamed of. There’s a feeling now that if you have money you must have got it by some kind of shady dealing or being an MP.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “What’s a philosopher?? said Brutha. Someone who’s bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,? said a voice in his head.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The Captain of the Watch says if you’re still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “His mind worked fast, flying in emergency supplies of common sense, as human minds do, to construct a huge anchor in sanity and prove that what happened hadn’t really happened and, if it had happened, hadn’t happened much.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I express preference for a chronological sequence of events which precludes a violence.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it’s the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “First of all you are a writer, a writer is what you are, so it doesn’t actually stop the moment you leave your desk, your computer, your keyboard, whatever. Something is operating the back of your mind.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “He’d heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “One of the things forgotten about the human spirit is that while it is, in the right conditions, noble and brave and wonderful, it is also, when you get right down to it, only human.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I’m up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “At least I know I’m bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I wouldn’t trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they’re lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I know it’s a very human thing to say ‘Is there anything I can do,’ but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Once you gave a thing a name, you gave it life.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Needless to say, they refused to submit to the Empire, conducting such a persistent guerrilla war that the Romans gave up hope of conquering Scotland, and the Wee Free Men remained both wee and free.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that huge casualties are the main thing. If they are on the other side then this is a valuable bonus.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases – one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimers.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “You have so many sources to draw on when you’re a fantasy writer.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes you can think that ‘I’ve had enough of wizards!’ And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The significant owl hoots in the night.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “This is where the gods play games with the lives of men, on a board which is at one and the same time a simple playing area and the whole world. And Fate always wins.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Raising the flag and singing the anthem are, while somewhat suspicious, not in themselves acts of treason.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: ‘Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?’”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The best research you can do is to talk to people.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn’t rule the world. They’re called Witches and Wizards.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.”
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