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Terry Pratchett Quote: “Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “For example, the dwarfs found out how to turn lead into gold by doing it the hard way. The difference between that and the easy way is that the hard way works.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Happiness is not the natural state of mankind, and is never achieved from the outside in.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Witches aren’t like that. We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The librarians were mysterious. It was said they could tell what book you needed just by looking at you, and they could take your voice away with a word.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Real education happens when you pick up a fact here, and another fact there, and put them together and get an insight.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don’t.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there’s no truth to go back to.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “They think written words are even more powerful,’ whispered the toad. ‘They think all writing is magic. Words worry them. See their swords? They glow blue in the presence of lawyers.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Money makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People are what they do, and what they leave behind.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Building a temple didn’t mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The fastest way to travel is to be there already.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don’t die can’t live. What don’t live can’t change. What don’t change can’t learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Few things are hidden from a quiet child with good eyesight.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Magic never dies. It merely fades away.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “When you stand between two mirrors you’re spread out among the images, your whole soul is pulled out thin, and somewhere in the distant images a dark part of you might get out and come looking for you, if you aren’t careful.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The world is a globe – the farther you sail, the closer to home you are.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down, keeping calm in emergencies, and dying for a cup of tea.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn’t like some of the destinations.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.”
Terry Pratchett Quote: “The senior wizard in a world of magic had the same prospects of long-term employment as a pogo stick tester in a minefield.”
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