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Top 200 Bob Hope Quotes (2024 Update)
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Bob Hope Quote: “The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.”
Bob Hope Quote: “To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow – if Moscow has one.”
Bob Hope Quote: “As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn’t been touched by the war and blew it to hell.”
Bob Hope Quote: “No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.”
Bob Hope Quote: “You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.”
Bob Hope Quote: “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They’re even some guys wearing them. Don’t laugh, if you had thought to of that, you’d not be here now.”
Bob Hope Quote: “The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.”
Bob Hope Quote: “My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.”
Bob Hope Quote: “We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.”
Bob Hope Quote: “One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They’re all running for the Presidency.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.”
Bob Hope Quote: “When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Some people put us down. But I still haven’t heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!”
Bob Hope Quote: “I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.”
Bob Hope Quote: “The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.”
Bob Hope Quote: “It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.”
Bob Hope Quote: “The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.”
Bob Hope Quote: “My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I can still chase women, only downhill.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I’ll tell ’ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.”
Bob Hope Quote: “The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...”
Bob Hope Quote: “Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.”
Bob Hope Quote: “On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Lots of travel, away from home.”
Bob Hope Quote: “I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.”
Bob Hope Quote: “There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. ””
Bob Hope Quote: “I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?”
Bob Hope Quote: “The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.”
Bob Hope Quote: “Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.”
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