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Witty Quotes: “I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.” — Mae West

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

— Mae West



Witty Quotes: “The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.” — Henry David Thoreau

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

— Henry David Thoreau


Witty Quotes: “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” — Tina Fey

Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.

— Tina Fey


Witty Quotes: “Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.” — Woody Allen

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

— Woody Allen


Witty Quotes: “I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.” — Woody Allen

I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.

— Woody Allen


Witty Quotes: “If a man does his best, what else is there?” — George S. Patton Jr.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

— George S. Patton Jr.


Witty Quotes: “When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.” — Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.

— Jane Wagner


Witty Quotes: “The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” — Lily Tomlin

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

— Lily Tomlin


Witty Quotes: “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire

Common sense is not so common.

— Voltaire


Witty Quotes: “The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.” — Leo Buscaglia

The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.

— Leo Buscaglia



Witty Quotes: “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” — Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

— Douglas Adams


Witty Quotes: “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

— Bob Hope


Witty Quotes: “In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.” — Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

— Tina Fey


Witty Quotes: “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” — Erica Jong

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

— Erica Jong


Witty Quotes: “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” — John F. Kennedy

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

— John F. Kennedy


Witty Quotes: “If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.” — Woody Allen

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

— Woody Allen


Witty Quotes: “It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” — Carl Sagan

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

— Carl Sagan


Witty Quotes: “Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.” — Susan B. Anthony

Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

— Susan B. Anthony


Witty Quotes: “It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.” — Niccolò Machiavelli

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

— Niccolò Machiavelli


Witty Quotes: “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” — Warren Zevon

I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

— Warren Zevon


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