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Christopher Moore Quote: “She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie’s bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “The medium obscured the message.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed to want to get rid of.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “And he was like “The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -” -Abby.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he’s always eight, and he’s still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “You sure about this writer thing son?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Why understand when you can believe?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Like God’s own chocolate, I’d lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren’t afraid.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It’s a great setting for a horror story.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “There’s always a bloody ghost.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Routine feeds the illusion of safety...”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending they were friends.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Back in the buffalo days, the Cheyenne prophet Sweet Medicine had seen a vision of men with hair on their faces who would come bringing a white sand that was poison to Indians. The prophecy had come true, the white sand was sugar, and Adeline blamed the white man for poisoning her right up to two hundred pounds.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “By Aladdin’s lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “This Roberto. He no like the light.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say “attaboy”.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Their names are Death, Disease, War, and Sparkle-Darkle Glitter-tits,” Sophie said. “They’re the four little ponies of the Apocalypse.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I like my tea like I like my men,” Audrey said. Jane looked at her quizzically. “Weak and green,” Charlie said.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I’m poor and my cat is huge.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “You know, there’s a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I’ll bet I can do it in six.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “She had the kind of legs that kept her butt from resting on her shoes – a size-eight dame in a size-six dress and every mug in the joint was rooting for the two sizes to make a break for it as they watched her wiggle in the door and shimmy onto a barstool with her back to the door.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key – and this is very relevant in our case – is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and many incarnations, he had learned one universal truth: bitches love them some cushions.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Tuck watched the sun bubble into the ocean. Columns of vertical cumulus clouds turned to cones of pink cotton candy, then as the sun became a red wafer on the horizon, they turned candy-apple red, with purple rays reaching out of them like searchlights. The water was neon over wet asphalt, blood-spattered gunmetal – colors from the cover of a detective novel where heroes drink hard and beauty is always treacherous.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl’s purpose.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it’s a word.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can’t she, sir?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Blue is beauty, not truth. “True blue” is a ruse, a rhyme; it’s there, then it’s not. Blue is a deeply sneaky color. Even deep blue is shallow. Blue is glory and power, a wave, a particle, a vibration, a resonance, a spirit, a passion, a memory, a vanity, a metaphor, a dream. Blue is a simile. Blue, she is like a woman.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Cry havoc, and let slip the trousers of most outrageous bonkilation!”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Disorder in here harshing my mellow.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “But she’s a redhead, so she’s probably evil, even at her tender age.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “A thousand years of torture rule, The knave who dares to harm a fool.” I.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “The devil was smaller and rather younger than I would have guessed. He danced barefoot around the fire as he stoked it in preparation for my torment. The fiend wore a tunic of rough linen, leaves and sticks clinging to it, and a bycocket hat with a single feather in the style of bow hunters back home in Blighty. Bit of a ginger fringe. Scrawny and pathetic, really, for the prince of bloody darkness.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “She doesn’t understand that a writer is a special creature – that I’m different from everyone else. I’m not saying I’m superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind’s roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.”
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