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Top 300 Christopher Moore Quotes (2024 Update)
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Christopher Moore Quote: “What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “A little girl’s voice said, “I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!” Audrey held the phone out for Charlie. “It’s for you.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Maybe life is just easier if you’re a little goofy...”
Christopher Moore Quote: “The constable lit the bong and lost himself in the scuba bubbles of sweet comforting smoke.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much as it protects them.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Mr. Asher, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “No, ma’am, I’m going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You’re overdue.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Cry havoc, and let slip the trousers of most outrageous bonkilation!”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won’t even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them ‘parts-dropping-off challenged’ or something.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? Seems like maybe it would make more sense to call in a SWAT team or Special Forces.” “That won’t work, isn’t Special Forces where everyone gets a hug?” Charlie called. “That’s the Special Olympics,” Rivera said over his shoulder.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “The visual conjured in Val’s mind – all that parched, wrinkled flesh in furious friction – culminated in flames, as if some giant cosmic Boy Scout had decided to rub two old people together to make a fire.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I know, lamb, love is a besquished toad ripening in the sun. But despair not, life in the nunnery is not completely devoid of joy. I was raised by nuns. Once a week you’ll be able to share a sumptuous raisin with your sisters, and then there’s the perpetual flicking of the bean in the dark, for which you’ll have ongoing guilt and repentance during the day, so you’ll stay busy.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Apologies, one loses perspective after spending a week in a brothel.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Andrew Lloyd Webber’s version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “See form, see line, see light, see shadow. See relationships of lines. The model is a collection of these elements, not a body.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Your soul may be more evolved than you are right now. If a kid fails tenth grade, do you make him repeat grades K through nine?” “No, I guess not.” “No, you just make him start over at the beginning of tenth grade. Well, it’s the same with souls. They only ascend. A person gets a soul when they can carry it to the next level, when they are ready to learn the next lesson.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there’s an argument to be made for that, as well.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “One can’t be free without action.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Give in to your passions and they will lead you to the most preposterous conclusions – passions make a fool of reason.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I’m asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “You don’t hurry a thinker, and you don’t talk to him when he’s thinking. It’s just inconsiderate.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Sometimes, methinks, a lass just needs to have a proper enraged scream.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Of course they won’t bloody remember, they’ll be dead.′ Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly, to ‘poop on a stick,’ but sounded more succinct, like this: ‘Of course they won’t bloody remember, they’ll be dead, Poopstick.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be fine with it. A little sad that I missed things, but I wouldn’t be mad. I’d just ask her if I had a good time. Women are different, though.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I’m thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Just because he was pretty didn’t mean he couldn’t be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Congratulations, you have been chosen to act as Death, it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I’ll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. – Pokey.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey,” said I.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Don’t trust her,” shouted Helena, who was trying to stop Lysander from licking her shin. “She was a vixen when she went to school, and though she be but little, she is fierce.” “Little, is it?” said Hermia. “I will show you little, thou lumbering maypole. I shall decorate your inconstant lovers with your splattered brains.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “He is angry when he leave today. Like bear,” said Mrs. Korjev, who was possessed of an atavistic compulsion toward ursine simile.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Every time you smell peaches, a ghost just got his rocks off.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “What?” he said. “What? What? What?” “Master, you’re walking on the water,” said Peter. “I just ate,” Joshua said. “You can’t go into the water for an hour after you eat. You could get a cramp. What, none of you guys have mothers?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “That’s it, said Cavuto. You’re too much of a nerd to be gay. I’m contacting the committee. They’ll revoke your rainbow flag and you will not be permitted anywhere near the parade.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Don’t ask me how he got here, or what he really is. I think we’ve all learned over the years that the sooner we accept the simple explanation for the unexplained, the better chance we have of surviving a crisis.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “You know, he doesn’t have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin’ time rolls around.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “You’re going to need more than that to usher in the kingdom of God, Josh, no offense. We can’t go home with, ‘Hi, I’m the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “I don’t know,” Charlie said. “Have you gotten a good look at them? I mean, they got the badonkadonk out back and some fine bajoopbadangs up front, know what I’m say in’ dog? Buss a rock wid a playa?” He offered his fist for Minty to buss him a rock, but alas, the mint one left him hangin’.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “And without guilt and dread, who am I?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Tucker Case did not play golf. He’d tried it once, and although he’d enjoyed the drinking and driving the little electric car into the lake, he just didn’t get the appeal. It seemed – and he’d examined the game closely because his father had loved it – an awful lot like a bunch of rich white guys in goofy clothing walking around on an absurdly large lawn hitting absurdly small white balls with crooked sticks.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Know what I like about mysteries? They’re mysterious.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt.”
Christopher Moore Quote: “So, I guess we’re going to kill this guy, she thought. Then she said, “How does Thursday look for you?”
Christopher Moore Quote: “Is it the fault of a girl bright with the light of romance that she falls in love with a rascal? Is the love any less pure? Any less heartfelt? Any less painful when lost?”
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