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Garrison Keillor Quotes

Garrison Keillor Quote: “Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Give up your good ‘Christian’ life and follow Jesus.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Sing your song; don’t let the bastards get you down.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn’t all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Winter: It’s not just a season, it’s who we are.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Scripture doesn’t promise that God will remove temptation, only that you’ll be given strength to withstand it.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won’t feel so thankful then.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it!”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “You’ve got work to do. Don’t put this off. And don’t take the long view, here. You know? Life is today and tomorrow and- and if you’re lucky, next week.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Take care of your friends. Because there will come a time when you’ll be no good to anyone, and the only reason for people to talk to you will be sheer habit.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Dogs don’t lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “A man can’t eat anger for breakfast and sleep with it at night and not suffer damage to his soul.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Life is continuous. Life never stops. We come to the really great questions and before we can answer them, life has moved on to something else.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “When you wage war on the public schools, you’re attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You’re not a conservative, you’re a vandal.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “The great unrequited love tears open your heart to the beauty of the world, its small rivers and upland meadows. It also makes you kinder to the next hundred thousand persons who cross your path.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we’ve gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don’t read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Every show is your last show. That’s my philosophy.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “You’d learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Bad things don’t happen to writers; it’s all material.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “It’s better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “When in doubt, look intelligent.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Being rich and thin isn’t everything.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Don’t tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out of it. Make mistakes and plunge on. Writing is a means of discovery, always.”
Garrison Keillor Quote: “Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.”
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